I might become a youth pastor and make this one of the staple songs on youth night. We'd also make the song "The Moon is My Devil", because he blocks-out Mother Sun's holy light. We'd curse every time the Moon eclipses the all-powerful light of the Sun, and wonder why almighty Sun refuses to do anything about it, but never ask, lest we end up forever burning in the light of the... evil moon... or something... Derp.