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[FancyMancy]

I think it would also be funny if it was Eve instead of "god" who asked how Joe knew. Also - "god" makes penises and decides they're evil, disgusting, wrong, "sin". "god" decides that's the only way Humans can procreate Naturally, and decides that is evil, disgusting, wrong, "sin". Yep.

 

[FancyMancy]

Why? Mary carried a strange... erm... "man"'s child, so why not you? "god" doesn't care. Mary had no choice but to obey Joseph, but still was forced into - i.e. still didn't have a choice about - being impregnated by something else. Then again, despite jewish "law", Joseph was still a weakling beta or delta... or zeta... and "god" still raped underaged, married, allegedly virgin (presumably with hymen still intact) Mary and cuckolded adult, elderly and overaged Joseph... "god" got another... "man"'s girl - literally, in this case - pregnant. "god" thinks as much about you for not protecting you from, nor informing you about, those actions against you.

Being raped and being forced to give birth to such newborns should not happen, but "god" doesn't care. "god" could have told you about it, or prevented it from happening, but refused to or didn't know how to or enjoyed watching it happen. You could abort, but being an xian you think you have to "bear your cross" instead, because that's what "loving" "god" demands of you (and knowing "if they're not told, they'd go to 'heaven' anyway", so aborting would be "better" in a fucked-up christian sense), all the while living under the thumb of the husband. "god" is such a misogynist. It is so disgusting.

As for the husband making the wife get artificial "eNhAnCeMeNtS", it sounds like he loves the misogynistic "god", as well. She apparently obeyed the husband for getting these things against her will, but disobeyed him, as per her will, by going out without being escorted by husband or his friends after being forced to get those things. Maybe husband wanted this to happen against wife. Maybe she thinks that being groped and raped was "god"'s punishment against her for not being a slave to her so-called husband.

Besides "you can't serve two masters" -

Matthew 6:24
“No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.
NIV

No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
KJV

so it's either "god" or the husband. Stupid christians. I'd wait to be told that I'm TaKiNg ThAt OuT oF cOnTeXt; It SaYs MoNeY, nOt HuSbAnD. Yet it cost a lot to get those "enhancements", and I bet the church didn't pay for it! Oh, and the church demands money and has loads of money. "god" prioritises "mammon" (wealth, materialism, pursuit of riches) higher than "spiritual" engagement with Humans... Mammon is more important to "god" than healing amputees or preventing disasters, and indeed, it admits "I ... create evil" (Isaiah 45:7).

I wonder if in any "the gay church" congregation if a gay Woman has to be slave to her "husband" wife...

 

[FancyMancy]

you'll have to pretend that you can hear my tonation, not unlike pretending that you hear the holey Ruskie wodka spirit talking to you...
"god" is "dog" backwards, where "god"... just... erm... ... ...and dog brings me newspaper and slippers and defends my home from strange cats and cuddles up with me when I'm sad, and "god"... sort of... Seriously? WtF? "god" what?! I love dog! Herp-fucking-d--oh, fucking forget it, FFS...

 

[FancyMancy]

Because Bitchute takes too long to process, I used imgur for this, but it doesn't like videos that are longer than 60 seconds, so I had to speed this one up slightly.

Turn sound on

https://imgur.com/XE8bbI4

I'm waiting for christians to becry No True Scotsman.

 

[Shodorobo]

 

[FancyMancy]

That's a really good, and really horrible, one at the same time.

 

[FancyMancy]

"god" is a Karen. Some think "god" is a woman; since "god" is supposedly neither Male or Female, I think "god" is a non-gendered, non-sexed (and also virgin, despite having a "son" and despite raping underaged, supposedly-virgin, married Mary) allegedly-male Karen (which would be Kevin or Ken technically, but I mean it more specifically and directly as a (fake)male-Karen).

Why? Because this is the Human version of "god" -

"god" the Karen

https://imgur.com/Eu9q4It

"god", the selfish, spoilt brat piece of shit.

 

[FancyMancy]

An appeal aimed at stopping the large scale dumping of plastic bottles containing Bible verses in the River Bann appears to have worked.

xians polluting River Bann with biblical nonsense

xians polluting River Bann with biblical nonsense

Images that describe xianity honestly https://ancient-forums.com/viewtopic.php?p=1640#1640

old.bitchute.com

https://archive.is/dub2e

christians: No True Scotsman christian would do that!
"god" didn't inform you that it would happen, nor prevent it from happening. In "god"'s opinion, it is good.

Luke 12:49
I have come to bring fire on the earth, and how I wish it were already kindled!
NIV

I am come to send fire on the earth; and what will I, if it be already kindled?
KJV
~jesus

Context - the heading in the text is "not peace, but division"

https://archive.is/sBgnv

christians: The news item was about water, not burning the Earth! The Devil shows how stupid you are!
Oh, so this is literal, then, not symbolic? Herp-derp.

"god" is such a divider (see also Tower of Babel - "god" said, "If we don't fuck their shit up, then nothing they plan will be impossible for them to do") and a destroyer. So evil. Similarly, christians are supporters and accomplices of evil - polluting a river with plastic and nonsense. The nonsense would dissipate in the water, since paper can break-up when wet, but protecting it in plastic - and thousands of times? christians are so careless and uncaring...

 

[FancyMancy]

...when judeochristianity invades Paganism and turning e.g. Asian countries into abrahamic-inspired shitholes?! I would say the christian forgot about that conveniently, but then I would say they ignored it, but I expect they might not really know much about it, but surely still know something about it, so... ignored it when stating that. For those who don't know - the jew declared war on Nazi Germany, so the Germans did not "do in 'the' holocaust"; many people died from non-"holocaust" things, and many non-jews also died; the jew number was reduced from 6 million to about 1 million which included many non-jews, as well. More Humans have died in history as a result of jew shit, including, as I said, judeochristianity (and islam) destroying, razing, raping, burning, etc.