Three Minutes To Vegan

[JoS Forum Contributions]

So here I was just chilling out.....

When these new age dudes came up to me and told me......

"The way to ascended man is like you got be vegan and be about the love......Dude if you eat the rainbow you become the rainbow man you can't like ascended dude without being vegan man.... By the way have you seen our meth......errrr.....ummmmm...... Magic Crystal dealer around dude...."



So I sat down and became vegan and I ate all the plant foods the color of the rainbow but when I got to the banana I almost became an atheist. After that I sat back and said "I am vegan and I umm love stuff" then the reality I was apart of started to disappear as I heard John Lennon's song: Imagine, playing in the background as I started to levitate out of my chair and my body transformed itself into a rainbow kabala of light just at this moment a portal to the center of the galaxy opened and transported me to a magical realm.

Then this being.....

Stepped out of the light and welcomed me to Vegantopia and offered me his blessing upon this I looked upwards and realize the most important truth was the earth is flat......

 

[Edelwise]

Cool story, bro.

 

[Aquarius]

hen the reality I was apart of started to disappear as I heard John Lennon's song: Imagine

And suddenly you become a communist and start beating your wife.

 

[JoS Forum Contributions]

Well that's what the new agers tell me is supposed to happen.

Cool story, bro.

 

[Coraxo]

It's always refreshing to see some humor from the HPs.
Thank you

 

[FancyMancy]

Well, eating animals is wrong!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSFatkKGXRQ

I like the 666 WWW. When making some links, you cannot choose the numbers and letters which go into them.
In this link above, regarding veganism, is "Fat".
Before this one, I archived the thread 'Franklin Benjamin against the jews' (https://ancient-forums.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=330) on archive.is and the link generated has "Rhp" in it - http://archive.is/VVRhp. For those who don't know, RHP stands for right-hand path, meaning j00dazem and its xianity and jizzlam.
Before that, on my Pastebin page regarding the Truth about Satan, the link generated had "OMG", nearly, in it; the link is https://pastebin.com/0MGwgqsu. It is a zero rather than a capital O, but both are still pronounced "Oh", though.

 

[DeterminedAndStrong]

Haha nice :lol:
This reminded me a little bit of slothz tales. Are the old ones archived? They were pretty good.

New Agers are funny.
"you can't like ascended dude without being vegan man...."

I have heard similar things like people trying to say that the only way to open the sushumna and raise the kundalini is to be celibate. Yet none of them ever end up doing so.