The Non-Binary nazarene Has Landed

[Karnonnos [TG]]

Our non-gendered parent who art in heaven: Priests could stop using male pronouns 'He' and 'Him' when referring to God in prayers and drop phrase 'our Father' from the Lord's Prayer

Breaking with centuries of tradition, bishops have announced they are launching a major 'project on gendered language' this spring.

God could be referred to in 'non-gendered' terms during Church of England services for the first time, it can be revealed.

Breaking with centuries of tradition, bishops have announced they are launching a major 'project on gendered language' this spring.

It may suggest that priests can stop using the male pronouns 'He' and 'Him' when referring to God in some prayers, or even that they can drop the famous phrase 'our Father' from the start of the Lord's Prayer.

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She asked: 'Please could the Liturgical Commission provide an update on the steps being taken to develop more inclusive language in our authorised liturgy and to provide more options for those who wish to use authorised liturgy and speak of God in a non-gendered way, particularly in authorised absolutions where many of the prayers offered for use refer to God using male pronouns?'

I mean we knew the jewish god was some Meteor Akhenaten-type thang, but I guess it'll be news to the retard 'parishoners'. The FRTRs are DESTROYING the enemy completely. As HPS Maxine said years ago:

Christianity has survived because it always adapted to the times, just as it is doing today. The Christian church finally admitted insidiously that the Earth is not flat. If they hadn't, they would have never survived. That is just one of numerous examples.

Now, the Nazarene has put on a New Age face. The teachings of the Original Gods and ancient knowledge are all of a sudden attributed to the Nazarene. This is whether they come from Egypt [Some double-digit I.Q. individuals have the stupidity to claim he was a "pharaoh."]

In the 1960's and 70's, he was the ideal hippy. Now he is the great teacher of this new age crap and the "threefold" joke, which of course includes those nefarious angels and Judeo/Christian mysticism.
During the crusades, he was the Christian warrior, leading the Christian armies to slaughter everyone in their path- "Onward Christian Soldiers." With Islam, he still exists, but this time, as not the "Son of God" but as a prophet.

He seems to be everywhere and conforms to every trend, and every culture. Just slap the ragged poor professional victim on two crossed sticks of wood and there he is. The only thing that *is* real concerning this ubiquitous clown is the suicidal teachings designed to turn the whole of society into malleable slaves. The underlying message never changes.

This is analogous to a harmless looking rodent that brings in lethal parasites that infest the locale like what happened with the Bubonic Plague of the Middle Ages.

...

Because homosexuality is becoming more open, now parts of the gospel of St. John, which were conveniently deleted, claim he had sexual intercourse another male. He can be anything at anytime and anywhere.

The Nazarene never gave any direct answers to anything. This way, any bible thumper is free to quote here and there, as they see fit. His parables fit any situation at any time and say nothing. They can be interpreted 100 different ways. Just put him on a stick and start pounding away

Now it seems 'Christ' has gone one step further, adapted to the times of Tiktok and has been reborn as the abortion of an enby "god".

Oy gevalt! Is this the true face of the nazarene... the new Turin Shroud? I mean... they both really like kids...

 

[Seker]

Our non-gendered parent who art in heaven: Priests could stop using male pronouns 'He' and 'Him' when referring to God in prayers and drop phrase 'our Father' from the Lord's Prayer

:lol: :lol: :lol: This is literal ChristInsanity.

 

[Gearshift]

I was just thinking this in my backyard early in the morning. As of the date of this post.

A female jesus christ for more LGBTQWTFBBQ+.

So now it's They jesus?

The jesus, The christ.

Is it a him or a her or a both or a nothing.

Borg technology is quite funny.

I wonder when Alien jesus comes. Take me to your leader I'm gonna probe him in the ass.

Where is Reptilian Jesus and Grey Jesus and Insectoid Jesus where is Jesus of Jesus and where is microscopic jesus and where is molecular, atomic, and subatomic jesus.

Where is the borg and it's alien cohorts doing for the next jesus. How is jesus jesus if there are many jesus. Which jesus is the real jesus.

Funny the enemy is eating the very shit they excrete from their ass. Where is SHIT jesus. Jesus I took a shit is that you my lord can I shit on you or in you can we merge shit with shit to make jesus shit.

Christ where is the shit how are you shit you are everyone and everything nothing and everything.

Some borg grey technology right there and then.

Might as well just pop out and state "Hey fellow xtians we work for hostile extra terrestrestrials ayylmaos we wish to borg you into communism and deliver you to aliens who intend on doing far worse than us. Cool?"

I wonder if xtians would either love that and go praise jabus or recoil in horror.

 

[Epiphany]

Our non-gendered parent who art in heaven: Priests could stop using male pronouns 'He' and 'Him' when referring to God in prayers and drop phrase 'our Father' from the Lord's Prayer

Breaking with centuries of tradition, bishops have announced they are launching a major 'project on gendered language' this spring.

God could be referred to in 'non-gendered' terms during Church of England services for the first time, it can be revealed.

Breaking with centuries of tradition, bishops have announced they are launching a major 'project on gendered language' this spring.

It may suggest that priests can stop using the male pronouns 'He' and 'Him' when referring to God in some prayers, or even that they can drop the famous phrase 'our Father' from the start of the Lord's Prayer.

[..]

She asked: 'Please could the Liturgical Commission provide an update on the steps being taken to develop more inclusive language in our authorised liturgy and to provide more options for those who wish to use authorised liturgy and speak of God in a non-gendered way, particularly in authorised absolutions where many of the prayers offered for use refer to God using male pronouns?'

I mean we knew the jewish god was some Meteor Akhenaten-type thang, but I guess it'll be news to the retard 'parishoners'. The FRTRs are DESTROYING the enemy completely. As HPS Maxine said years ago:

Christianity has survived because it always adapted to the times, just as it is doing today. The Christian church finally admitted insidiously that the Earth is not flat. If they hadn't, they would have never survived. That is just one of numerous examples.

Now, the Nazarene has put on a New Age face. The teachings of the Original Gods and ancient knowledge are all of a sudden attributed to the Nazarene. This is whether they come from Egypt [Some double-digit I.Q. individuals have the stupidity to claim he was a "pharaoh."]

In the 1960's and 70's, he was the ideal hippy. Now he is the great teacher of this new age crap and the "threefold" joke, which of course includes those nefarious angels and Judeo/Christian mysticism.
During the crusades, he was the Christian warrior, leading the Christian armies to slaughter everyone in their path- "Onward Christian Soldiers." With Islam, he still exists, but this time, as not the "Son of God" but as a prophet.

He seems to be everywhere and conforms to every trend, and every culture. Just slap the ragged poor professional victim on two crossed sticks of wood and there he is. The only thing that *is* real concerning this ubiquitous clown is the suicidal teachings designed to turn the whole of society into malleable slaves. The underlying message never changes.

This is analogous to a harmless looking rodent that brings in lethal parasites that infest the locale like what happened with the Bubonic Plague of the Middle Ages.

...

Because homosexuality is becoming more open, now parts of the gospel of St. John, which were conveniently deleted, claim he had sexual intercourse another male. He can be anything at anytime and anywhere.

The Nazarene never gave any direct answers to anything. This way, any bible thumper is free to quote here and there, as they see fit. His parables fit any situation at any time and say nothing. They can be interpreted 100 different ways. Just put him on a stick and start pounding away

Now it seems 'Christ' has gone one step further, adapted to the times of Tiktok and has been reborn as the abortion of an enby "god".

Oy gevalt! Is this the true face of the nazarene... the new Turin Shroud? I mean... they both really like kids...

Can't wait to see the seething to come out of right wing christards when the current political climate contorts the dying remains of the christian institution.

Enby jesus, or enbysus is a good start.