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You know, I wanted to start an article on magic and stupid people, but now I'll write about magic and false rituals. I'm talking about rituals now, where you can not just call a demon, but also Satan himself
You know, there are such rituals:
You go to the cemetery and put candles in your height.
Then say these words:
Oh, Holy Mary and Jesus, help me become a witch.
And then cuts 35 black cocks' heads.
And such practices really happen, but even more people believe in them.
First of all, a guard with poo in his pants will shoot at you.
Yes, with such candles, not only the guard will see it, but it will also be highlighted in Google maps.
Secondly, how are you going to cut these 35 cocks? Are they going to turn their heads to you? They will all run away, feed half the Wolves from the forest.
Thirdly, magic is forbidden in Christianity, although Jesus himself learned to walk on water with the help of magicians.
(A Jew! A flaw! fix it)
And there are also people who ask for more than one million rubles for their magic work, leaving you without a car, without a home.
Yes, the witch charges a lot of money for hard work, but not the kind that leaves you without pants.
Oh, I almost forgot!
So what are these rituals with 35 roosters in cemeteries for?
By the way, this also includes rituals with a circle of salt, blood, and the devil knows what.
A demon (any one) has no right to touch you just like that. But if you do something wrong, then you can already be bitten.
And so the demon makes a deal with these ritual inventors.
Like something like this:
Let me bring you fools with fake rituals, and will you fulfill my wish?
Somehow, my dear friends!
Let's move on to the stupid people.
Yahweh sees that the ancient gods are coming back and gaining popularity.
With the help of these stupid fake tarologists, fortune tellers, and others, many people began to perceive magic as stupidity and fiction.
I can't miss it, since we're talking about fortune tellers. There are no fortune tellers! There are only witches!
So, with the help of such "magical" shit, the people who started to perceive magic as nonsense are not bad at all. It's really terrible when thousands of people ask in forums, on live broadcasts, the question: "will we be in a place with him? My date of birth is 05/04/2000."
I even have a personal case.
Once they found out that I was practicing magic, they immediately asked me to make a Violent love spell.
The dialogue was like this:
- give me a love spell. Please, zai.
- Well, he doesn't love you. What can you do…
- No, he loves me!
It was so stupid for me, I even laughed.
The second case.
I was asked by a "clairvoyant" who was sent by Jesus to this world, that Satan would make her friend call her Millie again.
You know, there are such rituals:
You go to the cemetery and put candles in your height.
Then say these words:
Oh, Holy Mary and Jesus, help me become a witch.
And then cuts 35 black cocks' heads.
And such practices really happen, but even more people believe in them.
First of all, a guard with poo in his pants will shoot at you.
Yes, with such candles, not only the guard will see it, but it will also be highlighted in Google maps.
Secondly, how are you going to cut these 35 cocks? Are they going to turn their heads to you? They will all run away, feed half the Wolves from the forest.
Thirdly, magic is forbidden in Christianity, although Jesus himself learned to walk on water with the help of magicians.
(A Jew! A flaw! fix it)
And there are also people who ask for more than one million rubles for their magic work, leaving you without a car, without a home.
Yes, the witch charges a lot of money for hard work, but not the kind that leaves you without pants.
Oh, I almost forgot!
So what are these rituals with 35 roosters in cemeteries for?
By the way, this also includes rituals with a circle of salt, blood, and the devil knows what.
A demon (any one) has no right to touch you just like that. But if you do something wrong, then you can already be bitten.
And so the demon makes a deal with these ritual inventors.
Like something like this:
Let me bring you fools with fake rituals, and will you fulfill my wish?
Somehow, my dear friends!
Let's move on to the stupid people.
Yahweh sees that the ancient gods are coming back and gaining popularity.
With the help of these stupid fake tarologists, fortune tellers, and others, many people began to perceive magic as stupidity and fiction.
I can't miss it, since we're talking about fortune tellers. There are no fortune tellers! There are only witches!
So, with the help of such "magical" shit, the people who started to perceive magic as nonsense are not bad at all. It's really terrible when thousands of people ask in forums, on live broadcasts, the question: "will we be in a place with him? My date of birth is 05/04/2000."
I even have a personal case.
Once they found out that I was practicing magic, they immediately asked me to make a Violent love spell.
The dialogue was like this:
- give me a love spell. Please, zai.
- Well, he doesn't love you. What can you do…
- No, he loves me!
It was so stupid for me, I even laughed.
The second case.
I was asked by a "clairvoyant" who was sent by Jesus to this world, that Satan would make her friend call her Millie again.