MimiMoon said:
I first saw a deer in my dream that attacked me. After that, my favorite deer statue broke. Why did this happen? What does a deer mean?
The deer is your lack of foresight. It attacked you, because Bambi has a lil sass in that ass. But also, your foresight was locking antlers with your paradoxical inner self. The forest being the universe of creation.
Locked in an endless struggle to which, the battle of the prey animals rages on. With blood soaked rage stretched across this leaf eaters face, the battle ensued. Till your kung fu skills of vision and determined will peered out from behind the poison ivy!
But suddenly the deer also knew kungfu. On two legs, the two characters battle in what could only be described as a reenactment of ancient china or crouching tiger hidden dragon, but with a deer! So basically crouching tiger hidden dragon.
Then suddenly you pulled out your Rambo outfit, and slap lawed the deer into another realm. A realm where even your worst nightmares wouldn't venture.
In desperate conditions the deer then forged an altar, praying to the one true deer god, they fought in a struggle of deer in the headlights starting contest. But alas! The fates would shine true for bambi!
The deer having defeated the deer god, was then rewarded one favour. He asked for revenge. So this god of deers went forth into your world and having noticed your deer statue, believing it to be an altar of him. Brought down your temple of Venison!
Showing his unrest against you for harming bambi! A suicide devotee may soon step out in from of your car....as a deer vendetta is set loose against you. In memory of bambi.....