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If you want an answer to all you seek then merely:
1. Go to a search engine
2. Type it in followed by "joy of satan"
3. Hit search
4. Click on link
5. Read the page
6. If it didn't answer you press the back button
7. Click on another link
8. Read that page
9. Rinse and repeat steps 1 through to 8 until you've solved your answer…
10. If you still can't find it… then come here… I'm bored of answering stuff!
 
I see Johnson_Akemi has been gone for a little while? She had a great response time for replying to all posts. We need more JA's in the group! Get lists of easy copy-paste replies and use it.

Remember, all new members who get our help, are able to advance quicker and be more self-sufficient. One thing I keep forgetting, is how busy many people are, and they don't always have the time to read the JoS. As well, people these days aren't trained to be self-reliant. This is all thanks to the edJEWcation system.
 
Not busy at all…I was just trying to be a joke!… love answering posts! Makes me feel like I'm doing something useful!
 
Unfortunately, that is true, Lydia. Having being a member on various forums (fora) and interactive websites with people, I realised it comes hand-in-hand. People require being spoon-fed, hand-fed the information. It is a natural part of having a place where people can register and post things. Currently, this world is of the power number 6 and we have to work accordingly; we must be inclined to work with that. When 666 thrives again, then things will be a lot better, of course.

For those who don't understand what I just said - at the moment, the world is reason to be hardworking and labourious, doing stuff which we must do; the mundane, repetitive, same-old same-old answering of questions and posting of links and topics all the time to endless numbers of people. When perfection takes over and reigns supreme again, things will be brilliant again.

That is not to say that people can and should be lazy instead of working for themselves. The information is there available for you, to you, to use.

Basically, just go and open your Third Eye, empower your Clairaudience Points, and get your Pineal Gland awoken again, then you'll start to be able to communicate with Satan and the Gods. Use relevant Runes in order to help you improve your intellect, understanding, and intake of more information, and more complex information, at the same time. This includes improving your retention and memory, as well. Then you should be well on your way.

I'm going to finish on a point which I think might be perhaps the most important of all the points that I have made in my reply here - at the end of the day, your body and mind works for yourself; you feed yourself; you clothe yourself; you bathe yourself; you exercise yourself; etc.; etc.; etc. Only you can be self-reliant and self-sufficient; no-one else can be YOURself-sufficient and YOURself-reliant, nor would they be, and why should they be? Then, after it all, you'll have masses of pride and achievement and glory - and well-deserved, as well.
 
Thanks, Zola.

I should have added a tl;dr in my previous reply, so I'll do that now.

tl;dr
RtFM!! That stands for READ THE FUCKING MANUAL!!
 
The "Satanic FAQs" containing all of my guides is available in Satan's Library.

Satanic FAQs
https://www.dropbox.com/s/tbbcjfha6hvem ... s.pdf?dl=1

I have answered over 4000 questions between the Yahoo Groups and the forums. The Satanic FAQs answer all of the common questions that keep appearing again and again. For example, if someone is complaining about any form of misfortune (including but not limited to bullying, annoying parents, financial troubles, disease, bad luck, psychic attack, and physical assault) the "Aura Cleaning and Aura of Protection" guide can be copy-pasted to give the person all of the techniques needed to prevent such misfortune. Additional guides can be included depending on the person's situation. If the person is having financial trouble, the person should also be given the "Magickal Methods of Obtaining Money" in addition to "Aura Cleaning and Aura of Protection." If the person is underage and living with horrible parents they should be shown the "Binding Spell/Working." If the person is complaining about repetitive negative thoughts, shadows, a strange spirit, or other obvious enemy activity, then the person should be given "How to Deal with Enemy Attacks/Spiritual Entities."

Someone whining that Satan is ignoring them or afraid that they did something wrong and that Demons are ignoring them should be shown the "How to Open Your Astral Senses" and told that Satan/Demons are not ignoring them; they just cannot see or hear Satan and his Demons even if the Demons were standing right on front of them. Someone who wants favors from Satan (like wealth and fame) should be enlightened that Satan does not hand people things on a silver platter and that they need to follow the "How to Work for Satan" if they want anything from Satan.

The #1 guide that I copy-paste is the "Aura Cleaning and Aura of Protection." If people would clean their auras and build an aura of protection a few times a day every day, 90% of the problems people complain about would go away.
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Satan

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