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As the annual meeting of MGTOW, Monks Going There Own Way [which is not the way if its the way of no way] gathered at the sacred space of Redditbodhi to discuss with the venerable Incel Lord Buddha that which monks discuss. One monk asked the venerable Buddha...."Oh venerable Buddha, lord of all wisdom and who's radiating knowledge fills all universal beings with compassion and the stars even come to hear thou discourse which are numerous as the stars themselves" the monk gasped in with a long breath as this train of praise is wind generating..."Please tell us what is the cause of all suffering?"
As Buddha took a long haul on his bong he brushed the Cheetos off his robe and stated: "The cause of all suffering is the Stacie's who bitch shielded me when I asked them on a date to the high school dance and the Chads who slammed me into the lockers in the hallways in-between class."
Then a shocked looking MGTOW came running in and yelled: "Oh venerable lord weed Buddha who's name is pure! There are women asking to become monks of MGTOW!"
The MGTOW's all looked shocked then Buddha stated: "MGTOW's chant the precept on the Buddha's stance on women!"
The MGTOW's started to chant the precept:
"Buddha always over Puta
Bro's before Hoes
No homo."
As Buddha adjusted his Fedora and took a drink of mountain dew from his cup he took a haul off his bong. Then looking around he stated: "MGTOW's remember when I told you Mara sent his hawt daughters to sexually tempt me! But I was all like whatever sluts I am not buying you a drink as you attempt to manipulate me with your sexual market value!"
"You actually talked to hawt chicks!" Stated one of the monks.
"Great lord of all venerable stuff that is like really good and stuff the women still want to be MGTOW!" A monk stated looking surprised.
Buddha then took another major haul off his bong: "Alright then" He stated and continued: "However this will be the rules of MGTOW Buddha for all women MGTOW's who will be called Bitchkkhuni's or Bitches and this shall be the precepts of such:
Bitches shall make Buddha a sandwich when Buddha wants one.
Bitches shall not spill a drop of mountain dew when filling Buddha's cup with such.
Bitches shall not talk back to Buddha like not ever.
Bitches shall never......never I mean totality not like ever mention the name Billy Idol who is the form of Mara itself and lives in the sixth sphere of chad heaven."
And with that the meeting of Redditbodhi went into history as the wisdom of Incel Buddha traversed the world.
As the annual meeting of MGTOW, Monks Going There Own Way [which is not the way if its the way of no way] gathered at the sacred space of Redditbodhi to discuss with the venerable Incel Lord Buddha that which monks discuss. One monk asked the venerable Buddha...."Oh venerable Buddha, lord of all wisdom and who's radiating knowledge fills all universal beings with compassion and the stars even come to hear thou discourse which are numerous as the stars themselves" the monk gasped in with a long breath as this train of praise is wind generating..."Please tell us what is the cause of all suffering?"
As Buddha took a long haul on his bong he brushed the Cheetos off his robe and stated: "The cause of all suffering is the Stacie's who bitch shielded me when I asked them on a date to the high school dance and the Chads who slammed me into the lockers in the hallways in-between class."
Then a shocked looking MGTOW came running in and yelled: "Oh venerable lord weed Buddha who's name is pure! There are women asking to become monks of MGTOW!"
The MGTOW's all looked shocked then Buddha stated: "MGTOW's chant the precept on the Buddha's stance on women!"
The MGTOW's started to chant the precept:
"Buddha always over Puta
Bro's before Hoes
No homo."
As Buddha adjusted his Fedora and took a drink of mountain dew from his cup he took a haul off his bong. Then looking around he stated: "MGTOW's remember when I told you Mara sent his hawt daughters to sexually tempt me! But I was all like whatever sluts I am not buying you a drink as you attempt to manipulate me with your sexual market value!"
"You actually talked to hawt chicks!" Stated one of the monks.
"Great lord of all venerable stuff that is like really good and stuff the women still want to be MGTOW!" A monk stated looking surprised.
Buddha then took another major haul off his bong: "Alright then" He stated and continued: "However this will be the rules of MGTOW Buddha for all women MGTOW's who will be called Bitchkkhuni's or Bitches and this shall be the precepts of such:
Bitches shall make Buddha a sandwich when Buddha wants one.
Bitches shall not spill a drop of mountain dew when filling Buddha's cup with such.
Bitches shall not talk back to Buddha like not ever.
Bitches shall never......never I mean totality not like ever mention the name Billy Idol who is the form of Mara itself and lives in the sixth sphere of chad heaven."
And with that the meeting of Redditbodhi went into history as the wisdom of Incel Buddha traversed the world.