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Back by popular demand Slothz Tales
As the sound of motorcycles rumbled through the night, there Harley engines blasting at full throttle along with the sound of Billy Idol music filling the air the sound of the engines rumbled down highway 666. Caught in the high beams of the motorcycles was a lone ugly figure, running faster then a shitkinah wind as he gasped the look of wild panic and terror upon his already terrifying mug, his beak nose flapping in the wind, his blood shoot eyes wide with absolute terror. The freak was running hard but not hard enough and he knew it. The day of reckoning was here.
Jesus had made his second coming, being dropped off at a bus station by a reptilian space ship, to beg for hobo change with interest and generally bum things off normal people and harass them with incoherent shrieking in between trying to fart on them. However the one fatal flaw in Jesus's plans was the Slothz's found about him being back in earth town and after two thousand years of talking shit about Sloth, the Slothz had decided it was time to find Jesus.....And fuck his shit up.
The Slothz's caught up with Jesus at the local bus station bathroom that Jesus was cruising for ten year old catholic altar boys in, in between huffing the toilet bowls while shrieking his father is Hashit and this toilet bowl is his kingdumb. And threatening to unleash the shitkinah of his wrath upon people from the turd eye of his kabbalah god by farting on them if they didn't give him hobo dough.
As Jesus was running for his worthless life down highway 666 as the biker gang of motocyclingz Slothz's chased him, pelting him with rotten eggs, one of the Slothz's launched a bag of doggy diarrhea from a high powered sling slot as the gallon bag burst across the back of Jesus's head the mess splatting over his head and running down his back and whole face, pouring into his open gasping mouth causing him to gag harder and choke for more air as he ran with his arms waving through the air in front of him his attempts to shriek becoming even more worthless. Jesus liked to call Gentiles, Dogs and now he got to choke on doggy doodoo in return.
Jesus in a panic realized he was totally fucked as the leader Slothzbrah closing in on Jesus, yelled dominatingly "Slothz anit sin......Slothz is WINZ!" As he popped a wheelie with the front tire going right up Jesus's ass. Jesus had once talked clown like shit about telling Satan to get behind him and now here was the Devil's animal putting the Devil's boot up his worthless backside.
Jesus flew miles into the air attempting to shriek as the doggy doo ran out his mouth and down his throat, his ass on fire as he shot through the night sky as he sailed upwards. Slothzbrah pulled from the magic bag the swastika of Slothz charged with the power of the Final RTR he threw it like a chakram as it spun blazing with blue fire it hit Jesus blowing him into nothing but a dissipated could of fart gas causing all the grass within a mile radius to wilt.
And that was the end of Jesus.
As the sound of motorcycles rumbled through the night, there Harley engines blasting at full throttle along with the sound of Billy Idol music filling the air the sound of the engines rumbled down highway 666. Caught in the high beams of the motorcycles was a lone ugly figure, running faster then a shitkinah wind as he gasped the look of wild panic and terror upon his already terrifying mug, his beak nose flapping in the wind, his blood shoot eyes wide with absolute terror. The freak was running hard but not hard enough and he knew it. The day of reckoning was here.
Jesus had made his second coming, being dropped off at a bus station by a reptilian space ship, to beg for hobo change with interest and generally bum things off normal people and harass them with incoherent shrieking in between trying to fart on them. However the one fatal flaw in Jesus's plans was the Slothz's found about him being back in earth town and after two thousand years of talking shit about Sloth, the Slothz had decided it was time to find Jesus.....And fuck his shit up.
The Slothz's caught up with Jesus at the local bus station bathroom that Jesus was cruising for ten year old catholic altar boys in, in between huffing the toilet bowls while shrieking his father is Hashit and this toilet bowl is his kingdumb. And threatening to unleash the shitkinah of his wrath upon people from the turd eye of his kabbalah god by farting on them if they didn't give him hobo dough.
As Jesus was running for his worthless life down highway 666 as the biker gang of motocyclingz Slothz's chased him, pelting him with rotten eggs, one of the Slothz's launched a bag of doggy diarrhea from a high powered sling slot as the gallon bag burst across the back of Jesus's head the mess splatting over his head and running down his back and whole face, pouring into his open gasping mouth causing him to gag harder and choke for more air as he ran with his arms waving through the air in front of him his attempts to shriek becoming even more worthless. Jesus liked to call Gentiles, Dogs and now he got to choke on doggy doodoo in return.
Jesus in a panic realized he was totally fucked as the leader Slothzbrah closing in on Jesus, yelled dominatingly "Slothz anit sin......Slothz is WINZ!" As he popped a wheelie with the front tire going right up Jesus's ass. Jesus had once talked clown like shit about telling Satan to get behind him and now here was the Devil's animal putting the Devil's boot up his worthless backside.
Jesus flew miles into the air attempting to shriek as the doggy doo ran out his mouth and down his throat, his ass on fire as he shot through the night sky as he sailed upwards. Slothzbrah pulled from the magic bag the swastika of Slothz charged with the power of the Final RTR he threw it like a chakram as it spun blazing with blue fire it hit Jesus blowing him into nothing but a dissipated could of fart gas causing all the grass within a mile radius to wilt.
And that was the end of Jesus.
