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Now you listed many names, but where are the great aquarius satanic leaders of progress, leadership and intelligence hmm ? Isn't that "supposed" to be THE sign for that ? It is according to the new agers and other bronies. Well none of these names had sun in aquarius according to internet data. Talk about a sign that is totally overrated. Personally, I'm not surprised in the slightest. The ones who had some aquarius planets, I am sure they suceeded despite that and not thanks to it.
Even Pisces produces music and art masters, while Aquarius produces mainly annoying grown up children who still manage somehow to have aries level ego combined with taurus level stubborness and libra level flakiness.
But what some of the very best of these people have in common ? Nikolas Tesla (the father of electricity, with ZERO planet in aquarius, thank you very much) the greatest mastermind inventor, and two of the greatest people leaders Alexander the Great none the less and Gaius Julius Ceasar ? Sun in Cancer, that's right.
But don't believe the facts nor your intuition, rather believe the fancy bronies and other mancies who think that aquarius are these smartest and awesome people and cancers are these "weak wimps and coward water signs". We wuz air sign mastazzz