FancyMancy
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Jonah 1:17
Now the LORD provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
NIV
Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
KJV
Matthew 12:40
For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
NIV
For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
KJV
Jonah 2:10
...and the LORD commanded the fish, and it vomited Jonah onto dry land.
NIV
...and the LORD spake unto the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land.
KJV
A biblical faerie tale story "came true". There is no demonstration of biblical faerie tale story claims; however, a kayaker was taken-in whole, or "swallowed whole", by a humpback whale, then seconds later spat-out.
Of course, christians will use this to claim the biblical story of Jonah and the Great Fish is true. They will also use this real-life event to claim that this real-life event proves the biblical faerie tale story is true, which, therefore, proves "god" exists.
This biblical story event might have happened with a jew being "swallowed" whole by a whale, not a fish, in the times the bibles were set, while the jew was finding its Earth legs, having been new to our Planet and not understanding real-life existence on Earth, in its stupidity and ignorance and then decided to put it in the buybull... but of course "Jonah" never existed, and this real-life event of the kayaker being "swallowed" by a whale (not a fish) recently doesn't prove nor demonstrate the Jonah and the Big Fish story actually happened biblically nor that "god" exists, no matter how much christians will try to claim it and lol about it and "praise god" about it.
Don't worry, christians -
Now the LORD provided a huge fish to swallow Jonah, and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
NIV
Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
KJV
Matthew 12:40
For as Jonah was three days and three nights in the belly of a huge fish, so the Son of Man will be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
NIV
For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly; so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth.
KJV
Jonah 2:10
...and the LORD commanded the fish, and it vomited Jonah onto dry land.
NIV
...and the LORD spake unto the fish, and it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land.
KJV
A biblical faerie tale story "came true". There is no demonstration of biblical faerie tale story claims; however, a kayaker was taken-in whole, or "swallowed whole", by a humpback whale, then seconds later spat-out.
Of course, christians will use this to claim the biblical story of Jonah and the Great Fish is true. They will also use this real-life event to claim that this real-life event proves the biblical faerie tale story is true, which, therefore, proves "god" exists.
This biblical story event might have happened with a jew being "swallowed" whole by a whale, not a fish, in the times the bibles were set, while the jew was finding its Earth legs, having been new to our Planet and not understanding real-life existence on Earth, in its stupidity and ignorance and then decided to put it in the buybull... but of course "Jonah" never existed, and this real-life event of the kayaker being "swallowed" by a whale (not a fish) recently doesn't prove nor demonstrate the Jonah and the Big Fish story actually happened biblically nor that "god" exists, no matter how much christians will try to claim it and lol about it and "praise god" about it.
Don't worry, christians -
- this doesn't prove nor demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Big Fish happened, nor that "god" exists,
- whales are not fish
