That's not how it works in real life. You can't join an organization just for the reason of fixing one of your personal problems.
The real-life illuminati is a rich people's club that invites only the richest and most powerful elites who are 33rd degree Freemasons. If you are not a billionaire they don't even notice you and you don't simply "join" it, they have to invite you first. They are jews and enemies of Satan and have nothing to do with Satanism.