thenailskiss
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What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
A pimple waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
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joooookkkkke!!!!!
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Nick Brown
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how do u get a bunch of kikes in a car?
throw in a penny...
how do u get them out?
tell them Nick Brown...or Hitler's driving...
but i prefer the Nick Brown...
ya, that probably ruined the joke, didn't it...
throw in a penny...
how do u get them out?
tell them Nick Brown...or Hitler's driving...
but i prefer the Nick Brown...
ya, that probably ruined the joke, didn't it...
darylmitch
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How many kikes can you fit into a VW beetle?
2 in the front
2 in the back
52 in the ashtray
2 in the front
2 in the back
52 in the ashtray
lucius.oria
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--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "Nick Brown" <nick11657@... wrote:
To get the quarter back.
What's the goal of Jewish football?
To get the quarter back.
--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "vorpulor" <vorpulor@... wrote:
when he turns around and replies "what did i lose ?"
You reply " About six million of your fucking kind"
ask him politely "sir I think youv e lost something"
when he turns around and replies "what did i lose ?"
You reply " About six million of your fucking kind"
whatshisface1117
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Oh man.....
That was amazing, you sir win an internet.
That was amazing, you sir win an internet.
whatshisface1117
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yeah a little, nice try though =].
whatshisface1117
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"You see a kike walking down the street ask him politely "sir I think youve lost something" when he turns around and replies "what did i lose ?" You reply " About six million of your fucking kind"
I fucking lost it when I read that. Can I use this?
I fucking lost it when I read that. Can I use this?
whatshisface1117
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Ok ok... heres my favorites.
What did Hitler do on his time off?
He flew his Kike.
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How did Hitler really die?
He saw his gas bill.
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Whats the easiest way to drown a jew?
Super glue a penny to the bottom of a pool.
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Why Do Jews have such large noses?
Because Air is free.
What did Hitler do on his time off?
He flew his Kike.
~~~
How did Hitler really die?
He saw his gas bill.
~~~
Whats the easiest way to drown a jew?
Super glue a penny to the bottom of a pool.
~~~
Why Do Jews have such large noses?
Because Air is free.
one says, "oh, i owned a strip mall but it burned down and i collected the insurance money and retired here".
the other one says i used to own a furniture store but it got flooded and i collected the insurance, so now i live here.
the first one says, "How do you start a flood?
lol
Jew[/IMG] <a rel="nofollow" [/IMG] [/TD] <td class="y[/IMG] To set fire to, and burn down completely ( arson ) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud). "Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."
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Here is one to unravel faith a bit or to at least have some thing to annoy the Christians with. - Hem, why do we call saints “saints” if we call the devil, the supposed all evil, "Satan"? (Play on words are fun. ) From: Cat Meow <meowc18@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, August 5, 2009 3:15:27 AM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: joooookkkkke!!!!!
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<td class="y[/IMG]two retired jews on the beach in FT. Lauderdale, Florida.
one says, "oh, i owned a strip mall but it burned down and i collected the insurance money and retired here".
the other one says i used to own a furniture store but it got flooded and i collected the insurance, so now i live here.
the first one says, "How do you start a flood?
lol
Jew[/IMG] <a rel="nofollow" [/IMG][/TD] <td class="y[/IMG] To set fire to, and burn down completely ( arson ) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud). "Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."
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) From: Cat Meow <meowc18@...To: [email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, August 5, 2009 3:15:27 AM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] Re: joooookkkkke!!!!!
one says, "oh, i owned a strip mall but it burned down and i collected the insurance money and retired here".
the other one says i used to own a furniture store but it got flooded and i collected the insurance, so now i live here.
the first one says, "How do you start a flood?
lol
Jew[/IMG] <a rel="nofollow" [/IMG][/TD] <td class="y[/IMG] To set fire to, and burn down completely ( arson ) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud). "Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."
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