In the j/news today from the Bullshit, Alternative and False-facts-file - ’Crime has no gender’, says Europol

[FancyMancy]

The Europol (European Union Agency for Law Enforcement Cooperation) has revealed the names of Europe’s most-wanted fugitives, and 18 of the 21 criminals on the list are women. Announcing a ’Crime has no gender’ campaign, Europol warned that women are ’equally capable’ of committing serious crimes as men. The wanted face a range of charges including murder, and human and drug trafficking.

Europol says women 'equally capable of crime' as men as it reveals most-wanted list
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/10/19/europol-says-women-equally-capable-crime-men-reveals-most-wanted

Europol's 'Crime Has No Gender ' campaign lists 'most wanted' women fugitives
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/10/19/women-fugitives-europol-posts-crime-has-no-gender-most-wanted-list/4035979002

Campaign launched to catch 'Europe's most wanted women'
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/oct/19/campaign-launched-to-catch-europes-most-wanted-women

How can I say "Der!" so loudly and so emphatically so that you might - and might only - be able to get a tiny idea or understanding of my meaning and intention?! Can convicted dads in jail get their Children in there with them yet, just like convicted mums in jail can?

These next memes are a bit off-topic, but are still about "equality", so they can still make sense. These are also a bit of an evolution of an accidental meme.

Speaking about equity, it's funny that, if we consider Star Trek the Original Series as the pilot programme of the Star Trek franchise, that after TOS was a resounding success, the Next Generation came along, and in the pilot double-episode "god" Q promised to be "absolutely equitable", as he put it, when putting all of Humanity on trial. For those who don't know - Star Trek is a jew morals and muh equality programme, for a better future (for the jew).

Now back to our regularly-scheduled more-on-topic memeing.

I think that's enough memes for now! By the way, I chose deliberately to end this memeing with this one.

 

[FancyMancy]

I forgot to add this one -

 

[Dalacos]

Maybe it is my inner fatass but the food one MWAH *kissy noise* <3 its so me I'm so telling everyone this from now . . . gonna go full xD kid #kitchenIsBestRoom

 

[FancyMancy]

Maybe it is my inner fatass but the food one MWAH *kissy noise* <3 its so me I'm so telling everyone this from now . . . gonna go full xD kid #kitchenIsBestRoom

I assume you mean you are (or used to be) overweight or could do with losing a bit of weight. I'm not a "fat arse", as you said you are/were, but I still lolled at that one, as well. I would change it to "kitchen have food" so it fits in with the theme of the other 3 lines. If you are anything like me, I'd say the first line and then wait deliberately for triggered complaints and crying. Then I'd say the 2nd line, pause slightly and then (hoping to interrupt any reply/trigger cry) say the 3rd line. Then hopefully with confused looks on their faces, promptly I'd say the fourth line. She's a good'n.

 

[FancyMancy]

I also forgot to add this first one -

killed by being thrown off a building*

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