How To Establish a Meeting With God Satan/Lucifer

[angry_rebel96]

Dear,

_____ Id Like To Talk To Satan For I Have Been Going To A Christian School For Almost A Year, And I Am Doubting This Religion As Well As christianity After Reading The Pages At www.JOYOFSATAN.com
How Would I Be Able To Do This? For I Am Underage And Cannot Do A Ritual Without Rousing Some TYpe Of Punishement Or Suspicion Between Me And My Mother.
Please Answer Quickly

Thank You Sincerely
-Jeff