William certainly was not Regal, nor does/did he represent anything proper; Americans always try and stereotype Britons and always use a small bag of Britishness which they don't bother updating/increasing. Get with the times!
Also - I applaud Steve Austin for that!
Also - you're siding with a Redneck? A tee-exan?! Golly! Apparently, you're either a Yank or you're a...err...
Also - you don't like Shakespear? A Dear Gentile, or an Ascended Soul?! Wow. My, oh, my!
Also -
Oompa-pa, oompa-pa, that's how it goes
oompa-pa, oompa-pa, everyone knows
we all suppose what we want to suppose
when we hear oompa-pa