FancyMancy
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Are You a True Patriot? Do this test.
This might be offensive to some people. In case it might offend you, you might want to read the red disclaimer at the bottom first. If this turns into a serious or semi-serious thread, then OK, but that would be better in a different thread linked back to this one. If you are not American, then why not give it a go?
Results
Mostly As
Congratulations, true American. Traditional family values, free-market capitalism, unregulated gun-ownership, no taxes and cosmetic surgery are the foundations on which the great nation of America was built. You work hard and don't want your money being wasted on welfare/benefits, public education, healthcare and unisex toilets for leeching hippies, foreigners and sexual deviants. You talk loudly, you high-five, you eat red meat and you play air guitar.
Mostly Bs
You have difficulty making your mind up and there's nothing worse than a fence-sitter who is ready to play either field. That's for bisexuals. Modern American politics are built on a two-party system - one straight, the other gay. You probably don't use sports metaphors. At least have the balls to admit you're a sissy liberal - then have an operation to remove those balls so that you can marry a female fire-juggler and live on benefits for the rest of your pathetic life.
Mostly Cs
Another weak-minded freedom-hater who has fallen for the un-American, un-Constitutional propaganda of the secular media. Instead of protecting the great nation of America from the enemies who attack the values and liberties Americans hold dear, you'd rather take away your flamethrowers and assault rifles and throw open your borders to anyone who wants to stick their mucky hand in the sweet, moist honeypot that is sweet lady Liberty's pussy. You're a discrace to the great nation.
https://youtu.be/eX_k5_egUAo
Now that you've watched and listened to that song, re-do the quiz!
This is just a bit of fun, so stop whingeing before you start doing so. The quiz is from GTA 5 by Rockstar North/Rockstar Games, and we know what (((media))) likes to promote, and GTA likes to push the boundaries and take the piss out of things. If you can't have a bit of fun, then go away. Why am I sharing this for you to answer? Because you are a boring Victorian and it offends you. Thank you and you are welcome. I am also bisexual but lean more towards gay, and this doesn't offend me. Why? Because meh. Get over it and get over yourself. I'm also not American. Maybe consider it an extension, or to tag onto, my overly-emotional thread.
This might be offensive to some people. In case it might offend you, you might want to read the red disclaimer at the bottom first. If this turns into a serious or semi-serious thread, then OK, but that would be better in a different thread linked back to this one. If you are not American, then why not give it a go?
- How do you spend the 4th of July?
- Reading the US Constitution and chanting "USA!" while giving an immigrant the finger
- Barbecueing and getting wasted with well-connected, blue-blood friends
- Having a shit on the American flag by watching the lame-stream media
- You're on a bus and see an Indian passenger sweating. Do you...?
- Tackle him to the ground screaming "Red Scare! Injin Alert!", even though he comes from Delhi
- Wonder out aloud how you failed so miserably in life so as to go by bus
- Hug him and offer him your seat
- What should be the most important subject in the school curriculum?
- Teaching the controversy of how monkeys aren't our cousins
- "English" (i.e. American, which you think English sounds rather 'fruity')
- Composting your own faeces/organic gardening
- When you see an image of a dead polar bear on a melted ice cap, it...?
- Reminds you to change the channel to Fox News and renew your hunting licence
- Remind you to recycle and volunteer at homeless shelters
- Reminds you to go and car bomb an oil company executive
- How do you view the 'War Against Terror'?
- A present of democracy to the uncivilised World in exchange for oil you need badly
- A complex situation without an easy solution
- A power-grab by greedy corporations and the banks
- You see two men holding hands in a park. Do you...?
- Hand them a pamphlet on reversing identity disorders
- Take their picture for your Twitter account with the caption "DASGUSTANG!"
- Smile and tell them that their love is an inspiration to us all
- What is your favourite sport?
- Hunting endangered Animals from dune buggies while drunk on piss water
- Tennis, golf
- Running, yoga, hopscotch
- You discover that a man living on your street is an illegal immigrant. Do you...?
- Take him down as a pre-emptive strike to protect your family and freedoms
- Move to a better neighbourhood
- Bake a cake, knock on his door and welcome him to America
Results
Mostly As
Congratulations, true American. Traditional family values, free-market capitalism, unregulated gun-ownership, no taxes and cosmetic surgery are the foundations on which the great nation of America was built. You work hard and don't want your money being wasted on welfare/benefits, public education, healthcare and unisex toilets for leeching hippies, foreigners and sexual deviants. You talk loudly, you high-five, you eat red meat and you play air guitar.
Mostly Bs
You have difficulty making your mind up and there's nothing worse than a fence-sitter who is ready to play either field. That's for bisexuals. Modern American politics are built on a two-party system - one straight, the other gay. You probably don't use sports metaphors. At least have the balls to admit you're a sissy liberal - then have an operation to remove those balls so that you can marry a female fire-juggler and live on benefits for the rest of your pathetic life.
Mostly Cs
Another weak-minded freedom-hater who has fallen for the un-American, un-Constitutional propaganda of the secular media. Instead of protecting the great nation of America from the enemies who attack the values and liberties Americans hold dear, you'd rather take away your flamethrowers and assault rifles and throw open your borders to anyone who wants to stick their mucky hand in the sweet, moist honeypot that is sweet lady Liberty's pussy. You're a discrace to the great nation.
https://youtu.be/eX_k5_egUAo
Now that you've watched and listened to that song, re-do the quiz!
This is just a bit of fun, so stop whingeing before you start doing so. The quiz is from GTA 5 by Rockstar North/Rockstar Games, and we know what (((media))) likes to promote, and GTA likes to push the boundaries and take the piss out of things. If you can't have a bit of fun, then go away. Why am I sharing this for you to answer? Because you are a boring Victorian and it offends you. Thank you and you are welcome. I am also bisexual but lean more towards gay, and this doesn't offend me. Why? Because meh. Get over it and get over yourself. I'm also not American. Maybe consider it an extension, or to tag onto, my overly-emotional thread.
