Can one retrieve their soul?

[Hyperactive Melon]

I sold my soul to satan in 2018 I want to retrieve it is there any way or any service to get it back?

 

[Blitzkreig [JG]]

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How can you think your soul is outside your possession if you are actively meditating on it, and using it to type this message? Satan does not purchase souls, he enlightens them.

 

[Alexandros Iowno [JG]]

Your transaction of soul was evaluated at 4 cents. Due to tax, you owe us. 2 melons and you are free.

 

[AFODO]

Ask your account to be deleted and that's all. Bye! Won't miss you.

 

[Hyperactive Melon]

Ask your account to be deleted and that's all. Bye! Won't miss you.

Who the fuck gave a shit about you anyway