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Can Jews Feel Zeusists?

They can feel Zevists as much as a male can identify with a furry or other types of anthropomorphic animals. But they cannot be so just because “they would like it so much, actually adonai is a dick, better to steal everything from the pagans and burn them at the stake.” No, Jews cannot be Zevists, but they may very well be mentally ill people who hope Zeus will accept them because they declare “oy vey! I am the chosen-one! You can't electrocute me! What? What are you doing with your lighting??!”; after all, Jews are notorious for carrying all kinds of mental illness, not only on the level of clinical pathology, but also on the social and religious level (think Christianity, practically if you mutilate yourself for Christ you become a saint): who do you think in fact runs the LGBT? Including the “feeling furries” part? There, you have your answer:
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Shaitan

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