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    oh my god the movie NOT JOKING!!!

    Hey there Family Members. Some stupid xian made a movie called oh my god and its about 1 man 23 countries thier opinions on god. I wish he wuld hav asked mi I'd hav told him his god is FAKEIST R THE ONE TRUE GOD IS SATAN.Hers the link shuld b good 4 some laughz. www.omgmovie.com...
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    MORE PROOF ALL xianity KNOWS IS FALLING

    Hey there Family Members. Xianity is in the business of insanity and murder. Let's take it from the top ... after years of denying extraterrestial life because its against thier beliefs it appears that the vatican {GREEDY INSANE NUTCASES THEY ARE} now wants to say extraterrestials exist and they...
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    advice on how to deal with the holiday season

    Hey there Family Members. I waz just at the mall and I'm wondering how 2 deal with mi first holidai season since I dedicated 2 Satan. I already told all mi family and friends I want nothing 2 do with dec. 25 and I will celebrate everything on dec. 23. They seem 2 b okay with it. But wat shuld I...
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    Finaly a video game for satanists

    Itz more then about time. I hope they hav a version 4 PS3. U hav no idea how mad i waz finding out the lost and dammed iz only on x box 360 and like that wuld evrr make mi get an xbox anywaiz. I cant wait 4 this game!!! Sheesh legions and now this ... onli more proofxianity is falling quicker...
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    legions the movie

    Hey there Family members. I just saw paranormal yesterday -so so so lame but thatz another story- and there was a trailer for legions. At first I wanted 2 gag when they mentioned angels and that fakeist entity but then I reliazed that humans actually fight angels in this film and angels R...
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    HAPPI HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!!!!

    Hey there Fmily members. I just wanted 2 wish all of u the BESTEST HALLOWEEN EVERZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! HAPPI HALLOWEEN EVERYONE THE BESTEST DAI OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!! HAIL SATAN TRACE WESTIN
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    How should we celebrate Samhain?

    Personalli I am going 2 follow High Priestess Maxine's Advice and just have fun! Mi friends and I are going to watch horror films {Grudge Grudge 2 Saw 2 The Ring} attend a party and then mi bestie and I are going to walk across a graveyard at midnight. It's going to be awesome!!!!! HOPE ALL YOUR...
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    GRAVEYARD ENERGY

    Hey there Family members. I have noticed that when I meditate in front of the graveyard close to where I live or walk by it there is like a massive amount of energy that seems to flow into mi body ... so much more then at home. Is this normal? HAIL...
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    gospel literature ... really creapy o.0

    whoa ... really messed up! remindz mi of the time i found a pamphlet at skewl that said i shuldnt study and instead concentrate on reading the bible and growing closer to thier xian god. Disgusting the very thought makes mi sikky! stupid jerky xians just wnat ppl 2 smile when they suffer so...
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    SWINE FLU SCAM

    First of all I did not say the flu shot would kill you I said that this flu shot will not prevent the swine flu and therefore it is like xian blessings - so entirely worthless. And excuse uh mi if this isn't a conspiracy then why doesn't someone explain to mi why walgreens and safeway charged...
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    shroud of turin IZ FAKEIST!!!!!!

    Hey there Family Members. The scientists just proved that the shroud of turin which xians claim holds christs body is a fake money making hoax. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091005/sc_ ... aly_shroud Imagine christ is nothing more then a paper gangster...
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    SWINE FLU SCAM

    Hey there Family Members. I know this has nothing 2 do with Satan but we are Family so I felt compelled 2 tell all of you this. The swine flu vaccine is labeled HIN1 and comes out this week in limted quanities and will be distributed to those who need it most. The flu shots they give at places...
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    christians fill prisons...... ~_~

    lol not really. Xians r fake and stupid as well as greedy and basically fake and stupid is as fake and stupid does. itz amusing how xians call themselves "good" and us evil when they are the cause of all the problems in the world. r people say I worship Satan to lash out at the world. Uh Please...
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    to all the people that help me with my "I need immediate help, pleas

    Welcome to The Family:) Congratulations!!!! There is a banishing ritual on the jos site ... here's the link. http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpent ... shing.html Once again Congratulations girl!!!!!! I'm sure everything will go well and u can get that xian out of ur life 4ever...
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    CURSES

    Very serious indeed. you dont like what I do ... it dont matter ... he got his. Revenge Is A Promise All The Time And If I Make A Promise I'm Coming Through. HAIL SATAN TRACE WESTIN
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    2012

    Honestli I didn't believe in y2k and I don't believe in this but yes the stupidity will be about the same. The deal is supposedly that the mayan calendar ends on dec 21, 2012 and after that well who knows wats going to happen ... uh december 22 then SINOMAS in mi opinion. But itz stupid. People...
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    catholic church closures

    Hey there Family members. Itz just more proof Satan has won. The catholic church has to close some of thier churches so they can keep thier workers fat and well paid as thier membership dwindles. http://www.miamiherald.com/living/relig ... 66954.html http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflif...
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    CURSES

    How Right You Are. How Very Right You Are. 3 up 3 down ... Revenge is a promise all the time. HAIL SATAN TRACE WESTIN
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    I need immediate help, please read... i'm kind of desperate :[

    I'm not going to judge you girl but I'm going to sai that you honestly need to break up with him. Ask yourself seriously does he care about you or is he just using you? Honestli I don't kno you or him so I might be wrong but it does sound like he is basically doing nothing while you through all...
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    acorn is so xian

    hey there family members. I just saw this and it made mi reliaze that acorn is no different then the enemy. they pretend to help people only so they can make themselves rich. stupid liars http://news.yahoo.com/s/politico/200909 ... tico/27503 HAIL SATAN...
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    Praise Jesus, Hail Satan!

    Agreed. I never say the accursed enemys name ... its just wrong and the very mention of the enemy should make your heart burn with anger ... I know it does mine. Xians r so stupid the world would be seriously better off without them. HAIL SATAN...
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    OUIJA BOARD

    Hey Family Members. I was wondering how do I make a qouija boqrd? I really want to know who mi guardian demon is. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. HAIL SATAN TRACE WESTIN
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    CURSES

    I understand wat u r saying and thanx 4 ur advice. I seriousli mean no dissrespect when I sai this but I know that this magic and power are very real. Thats why i asked ... seriousli everyone shuld kno that i hav onli respect and love 4 Satan and I want 2 do everything right for Satan...
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    CURSES

    Honestli if he died im beginning 2 think I wuldn't care cauz itd b a good thing. he iz like out 2 get mi and it suxx bcauz I'm not getting the credit i deserve 4 all the hard work i put in that class. HAIL SATAN...
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    AUTUM EQUINOX

    Hey there Family members. I looked on the JOS website and I noticed Autum Equinox is tomorrow and I'd like to do it properly now that I'm offialli with Satan. But the website is under construction and there's not really any info about it. So can someone please tell mi how to celebrate Autum...
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    CURSES

    Hey there Family Members. I'm like uh so upset now. I just went online and found out mi math teacher is not giving mi credit for some of the assignments I turned in. He is such a jerk and I will ask Satan 2 make things right. Yet I want 2 curse him as well but I'm just a beginner. Are there any...
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    Hey is wearing all black wrong

    Personnali I wear all black and I don't care what others say or think.It's what I want to wear and as a Satanist I feel that it helps mi feel closer 2 Satan. If you like to wear black then so be it if not it's your decision. It's what inside that really counts anyways...
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    DEDICATION QUESTIONS

    Hey group members I have a few questions about dedication because I am officialy going to dedicate my soul to Satan on sunday. YAY Yes I am so excited. This is going to be one of the greatest moments of mi lfe!!!!!! But excitement aside ... okay what is the best time to perform the dedication...
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    To High Priestess Maxine

    Hello. I respect your views and I know you have the most knowledge of what Father Satan wants so I come to you with this question. What is Father Satan's opinion on human - inheiritable genetic modification? http://www.hplusmagazine.com/articles/b ... er-monkeys Basically it's all about...

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Satan

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