Well, go talk to your dentist. There is nothing we can do. Make an appointment and get his advice. 

When you crash the market, you force it to go your way or their way. We are building power, if left alone we will just get stronger and stronger and stronger. If they attack now full force, were left with what we have. Either martial law will be imposed and a complete government take over will...

Alkaline is like, most fruits, vegetables, lemons, water if the PH is right. Versus acidic things like meat and bread. You want about 80% alkaline and 20% acidic. For those who have problems with stomach acid it is truly beneficial. Also, defication and urination. If your system is real...

Chant Raum 108 times into your solar chakra.  RRR-AH-UUU-MMM  Roll the R's. And UUU rhymes with sue. 

1. You will feel his energy. 2. Just reach out and say hey Father Satan, but don't depend on your telepathy. Go by feelings. 3. Don't worry about telepathy or summonings. MEDITATE.

Listen up! Enough is enough. No more trying to bring each other down. You don't respect this person anymore fine. Fake name you have one person who doesn't respect you, your a strong person I'm sure you will get over it.    All I see is dissention everytime I come on here. The enemy has...

Here is the newest one. 21st June 2015 Solstice Ritual  

While it had some obvious flaws such as equating homosexuality to the Jews, we will take what we can get I suppose. Funny video. :p

Very interesting shaman! I go on walks all the time, it really is invigorating. I walk and do body exercises and stay in shape that way. Let me give you a tip that helped me. I started drinking alkaline water with fresh lemon in it and downing it. Trying to eat alkaline foods too, all of a...

I'm not saying your wrong fake name. Is it just me though Or is everyone kinda like calling each other jews recently, or something. Like everytime I come on, it's like this guys a Jew or that guys this. I dunno, just kinda thought that was odd.

Thank you, you're too sweet. I want to see all Gentiles free from the bondage that has been put upon them. To think that right now as I write this, as you read this. There are countless Gentiles dieing a painful death. From those sold into sex slaves, hand cuffed, screaming as a nail is put in...

I responded because I thoguht perhaps I could help you not be so effected. Not because I cared that they bullied. If you would rather us just ignore you though, I guess we can do that. lol

You poor thing, it's a shame that kids are so mean. They can only effect you if you are insecure with yourself. When you feel the nervousness coming on, don't run away from it. Just embrace it, let it be. The opposite of insecure is not secure as no one is fully secure of themself all the time...

Thank you my Brother for your expression of your sacred path you follow. The Joy of Satan Ministries was chosen by Satan to represent him in this age. These groups are a Holy place of Satan. Within the confines of which are those who have Dedicated their entire lives to Father Satan. There are...

Brothers and Sisters in Satan, we have the most exciting life. We all started lost and confused in this life until the light of Father Satan illuminated our hearts, our minds and our lives. We rose our chins in defiance of the kike God and signed our names in blood. From here our lives took a...

These are all by maxine. Runes - YouTube  

Tommy tommy tommy!! This is excellent motivation!! Very very good job on the promotion of necessity in engagement of the enemy!   I did not even realize how much that would be. Hooded Cobras ritual. Type in the runes on YouTube and you can find teloc.vovim youtube, with maxine accurately...

You most likely had a past life there. I was super obsessed withe Egypt before Satanism. Then I had a dream one night of my past life there. That dream will never leave me, our lives here are so short. We are all of our lifetimes wether for good or for bad. We just can't remember, which is bad. 

Brothers and sisters let us all not forget the enemy causes disunity. If satan is divided against himself he shall surely have an end. We can't go accusing others of being a Jew without evidence. We must also not let our egos get in the way, which we all know is hard.   How about we all focus...

Thanks, that means a lot. I could look into doing that again.

Wow. Very well said YOG sothoth. I am blown away.

It is best to create your own thoughtforms, then you know what they are and can put as much power as you like into them. You can make a thoughtform and use it for Satan. Example. Three steps of witchcraft. 1. Condense shining white golden light into a ball in front of you. You may add runes if...

How about to get your rage out. Draw the kikes dying. Light it on fire and stare at it as you do hooded Cobras ritual? Joy of Satan Newsletter  

Yeah not wearing it would prevent it. You don't know what those who are without might do. Do this everyday and change the world. Joy of Satan Newsletter  

This isn't even worth replying too. You need to read everything on this website please.  Joy of Satan  Be sure to come back when you do. Thanks.

So, the enemy is losing majorly right now. We have to fight like Hell or Die like Hell. YOU can tremendously tip the odds in our favor. Are you going to show the Gods that your not so lazy as to do 3 minutes of spiritual warfare a day? Don't you ever get tired of letting the enemy piss you off...

Here is the link. http://webzoom.freewebs.com/satanismgr/ ... stries.pdf

Picture someone you love. Now imagine writing a letter about how this person should find a nice ditch somewhere and die in it. Then imagine this loved one read your poem. I feel confident ( and this only happens very rarely) that you will have your answer, once you ponder these thoughts.

Lol!! Yeah you know that holding hand stuff... It can lead to precarious forbidden actions. Like, like, touching her naughty places, shh! You didn't hear this from me!

You are very right! Do as thou wilt. We just ya know, try to educate people to not eat something that they presumably think is healthy, when it is going to royally fuck their order of business UP.   Here at the Joy Of Satan, we Advocate Free thought in all things, aided with some masterful...

Ok first of all fungal sounded really insulting until I realized it was his name, and is this like the Jeff fox worthy version for Satanist going on here lol.    If you ever felt a disposition to Bagels, you might be a Satanist.   If you ever saw dumbo the elephant and thought he was Jewish...

  Thank you all for being so understanding, while true hearted I suffered from something so profound. Being a Fucking Retard. O rest assured everyday was a kick in the ass from my own stupidity. Than finally by the Grace of Satan my brain added a couple Brain cells. Amazingly, I took the IQ test...

  LMFAO. Wipes away tears. I needed that. So, let's say we're used for energy. To what? Destroy the Jews? That is proven beyond a doubt is a major problem? So, what does it matter? I've heard this one a lot, or that Satan is Maxines thought form. Please, just take it another step further. I will...

Indeed what Magus said. Although I never left,  I wish people could have had my experiences and know what I know. I know a lot of you have and even way more than me. My advice:   Lessons take years to learn. Develop patience and make Goals for yourself. If you're under 25 tell yourself at 25 my...

Hi Shannon! I agree, but the problem is that people buy into Jewish garbage when it comes to Health. I started doing a lot of research and what I have come up with is Aryans should eat the paeleo Diet. I dunno though, if it's a jew don't trust it. This one jew came up with the warrior diet, he...

A couple years ago if you typed in hitler tribute into YouTube you got half tributes and half garbage. If you typed in hitler speech you got all garbage. Today, if you typed in hitler speech, you get ALL tributes. Each and every single one is a Beautiful Hitler Tribute. This is major impact, we...

Here is hooded Cobras ritual.  Joy of Satan Newsletter  

Sims is well meaning. He wants the best for Satan. I agree though we don't need people who will run off. I am hitting big videos right now. It's hard though, I think they made it difficult to stop us. So I make goals like, okay hit 20 videos.   We are doing this. I did hooded Cobras ritual today...

Fibrilink. You're okay buddy. :) ofcourse we all wonder these questions, we learn little at a time. When I joined JOS, I was going off of 2005 knowledge. Ten years later, we have learned ALOT more than we did back then. Not too mention the 2002-2005 period, which I have looked back on the...

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Absolutely, that same Goddess gave me a sign I will never forget. It actually touched me too tears. It was literally to the second of when she said it would be and than months later I found out it was really done to help me at that particular point in time, again same time I was given. This is...

First read everything in these sites: Joy of Satan Exposing Christianity 666 Black Sun If you want to hear testimonials you can check here : http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpent ... ssays.html  

Vegetarianism is a very harmful diet. I was one for two years. But, everyone is free to eat however they want. Just please don't push it on our members. Yes, the groups are not perfect, but those who are Dedicated to Father Satan will not run away from the groups, they will stay and fight for...

Three things 1. This is a jew, yes. 2. This is too instill a guilt complex. 3. Yes professor you are a white telling us. Let's start with you, please go kill yourself. Lead the example. 

Seriously? You came into this with the wrong idea. Satan doesn't give you money. He shows you how to make your life better using your own energies. We have to work for Satan, not Satan work for us! 

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They say that world war 2 was at the fault of Hitler. I don't think so. The Man Who Walked In Truth And Wanted Peace

Fire starter is really right on about all this. I find myself advancing through mind stuff instead of energy now. I had all these weaknesses that I tried to suppress, which made me really angry. When I started accepting them I pretty much sat and cried for three days, I couldn't believe how...

Aww I am back or whatever your yahoo name is. The enemy has done this too you. Remember alcohol makes us vulnerable. The enemy hit you when you were drunk and got you to react, remember alcohol reduces our inhibitors. You do things you wouldn't normally do. Then they instilled guilt into you...

Satanism is all about free will. Let him go his own way, remember as hooded cobra stated in his book satanic revelations, the gods do not force anyone to do anything. He was a phychic vampire anyway and you are better off without him. He was not intentionally draining you, but people like that...

Well, if that's a problem then perhaps the June 29 ritual, even once a week. Every Monday on Satans day or something.  http://josministries.prophpbb.com/topic4786.html

Sins like masturbation are the real seriousness that needs to be cracked down upon. ( sarcasm ). As for anything that is actually a real problem, will be dealt with fairly but justice will be served. An iron fist but an iron heart. Sometimes things can be forgiven, sometimes a suitable...

I am posting this in hopes that it spreads. Maxine said in 2009 that if every dedicated satanist would do just 15 mins of spiritual warfare a day, Christianity would be gone in six months or less. Six years later we have even more numbers to where if just most would do hooded Cobras ritual we...

You are giving the enemy want they want, fear. Clean your aura and chant Suraye, pronounce SS-UU-RR-E-YAH-E-YAY 108 times. From there do void, yes you messed up the working but things come in time. You might not be ready for that working. I pushed and pushed to advance and something always held...

 I just finished reading your book Satanic Revelations. It has completely changed the way I see everything. I don't really know how to explain it. I feel a severe awakening has just occurred throughout the world. I am not sure if this is only in myself I am feeling or if this really is world...

Well first off when people become a satanist they come under the strange notion that you have to do black magick on every person that looks at you the wrong way. Personally i keep my magick for the kikes, Vatican ECT. If someone seriously wrongs you this is another case.   Ok next, obviously...

That's a good idea YOG. I feel like the cobra would be good for sacral. Maybe something that stretches the. Chest for heart. Just to add my opinion. That's a really cool idea. 18 is quite a few. Very nice program.

Hail Hitler. Hail father satan

I apologize for butting into this topic.however making my own subject on an iPad is near impossible. I've been reading this book called the Anglo Saxons how they lived and worked.   Quote:   A story about Woden seems to be behind an allusion in an Anglo-Saxon charm against posion:  A serpent...

 Welcome! In a nutshell. You need to dedicate your soul. Read everything on Joy of Satan  Then start a meditation program. When you can check out hells army link on the site. The more you do for satan the more he does for you. You build a relationship by working for him. He accepts us as we...

 Good brother I am glad that I could help you! :)

 I have a question about meditation. To become risen one must have all their chakras open. Everytime I make a program it's four hours long minimal. Vovim said one to two hours is plenty. I know everyone's path is differnt but I wish I knew a way to get it down where it's suppose to be. Any...

Well seeing as how the oldest God Satan is 500,000 years old and the Dino's were around 100 million years ago. I would say they came and went before the gods were around.

Why not do the June 29 ritual everyday? Know that YOU are changing the world. As you watch National Socialism on the rise and isreal go down the shitter. Know that you are the one help causing it.  VERY IMPORTANT- 29/JUNE RITUAL AMENDED : JoS Newsletter   

You were doing what you thought was right. You do really good work Brother. Thank you for your understanding.

Also know there are no set prayers. If you want to talk to him just say what's on your heart. Father satan give me strength. Thank you Father Satan for all you have given me. ECT. But if you really want to know satan closer you will work for him as idle chit chat doesn't mean much. Go put out...

I was an egotistical fuck. It was a real gift from Satan to be banned. He teaches us what we need to grow. As soon as I reached the level where I was better, like magic everything opened up to where I could come back. Father Satan directs our lives. I am so happy to be back with my family and...

Adjust when you are permanently on that level. Ok, that makes sense. Whenever I feel that I can bear the next thing I just run for it. This has really helped. Thank you.

Hey Hooded Cobra I have a question for you. This has been bugging me for years. When you do the awakenings that chakras open and than close again. It takes chant, breathing exercises and focus everyday to keep them open. Getting them fully open is not easy. So, after you do awakenings can you do...

I have never pushed anything Jewish in my life. But I was I was banned due to bashing clergy and defending infiltrators. I have been allowed to come back onto the group as another chance. The clergy moderate the posts and have allowed my post through. Though they are watching me to make sure I...

You must dedicate your soul to him. Then meditate, and work for him. Work hard on your meditations and work hard on and spreading the truth discreetly.

Very well done video. I agree with your post completely. Also, remember the june 29 ritual can be done everyday.  Www.satanslibrary.com has the pdf for the ritual. This ritual makes major impact especially when done everyday.

When you pull at the throat area. You are applying a lock. Similar to a bandha. It's just a fancy name for telling you to pull at your throat and then over your head.  Each exercise works energy up your spine.  1. At your tailbone 2. At sacral level 3. At solar level 4. At heart level 5. Below...

Honestly the best thing to start out with would be yoga. Maxine says in the newsletter. Morning: kundalini yoga Night: Hatha yoga and breathing exercises  Go to file section of this group and you will find yoga routine. Do kundalini at 54 reps where it says 108. Then do Hatha right before bed...

Turns out Father Satan is both  Loki and Odin. The gods were under more than one name per pantheon, as this was allegorical.  Odinism: Joy of Satan Newsletter