Dianus said:A guy said that Lucifer isn't Satan itself, but he's a Demon, the reincarnation of Satan. He's his son.
So they aren't the same person.
https://ancient-forums.com/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=182&p=657Dianus said:A guy said that Lucifer isn't Satan itself, but he's a Demon, the reincarnation of Satan. He's his son.
So they aren't the same person.
Nah. The Moon is a chocolate digestive biscuit, because it is flat like the Earth and the Sun. goes and makes a cup of tea for some extreme, tasty biscuit dunkageShrekelstein said:A guy said the moon is made of cheese. So it must be true.
World famous Private Investigator Tom Grant has come forth with a shocking new theory.
He has shown proof that the moon that orbits the earth is in fact made out of cheese. Though it's too early to know yet, he theorizes that this cheese is green in color.
Grant came to this conclusion after NASA refused to let him tag along on the next space mission. He quickly decided that they must have something to hide.
He backs up his theory with the following observation:
The moon is round. Big Macs are round. Big Macs have cheese on them. Thus, the moon must either be made out of hamburger or cheese.
Following an interview with a cow, Grant concluded that the moon is in fact NOT made out of hamburger- though it is quite possible that the hamburger is being manipulated by the cheese.
Grant feels that NASA's reluctance to agree with the theory indicates that they are also being manipulated by the cheese.
His theory has already been scrutinized- by a web site titled 'Antagonizing The Cheesy Moon Theory.'
FancyMancy said:Nah. The Moon is a chocolate digestive biscuit, because it is flat like the Earth and the Sun. goes and makes a cup of tea for some extreme, tasty biscuit dunkageShrekelstein said:A guy said the moon is made of cheese. So it must be true.
I'll tell you the newest lie. Lately, they've been trying to lie about the Sun in a similar way that this planet is flat. They're saying the Sun is not a star. It's a large base for aliens and they've seen spacecraft entering the Sun. They're trying to lie about the laws of physical science, which is reality.FancyMancy said:Nah. The Moon is a chocolate digestive biscuit, because it is flat like the Earth and the Sun. goes and makes a cup of tea for some extreme, tasty biscuit dunkageShrekelstein said:A guy said the moon is made of cheese. So it must be true.
The Moon being made from cheese... erm... joke(?) is older than "god" - or you could say older than "the big cheese". I wonder what Hindus, who worship cows, have to say about that interview. If any of them are still in-touch with proper Hinduism, i.e. ancient Hinduism, then they'd tell us the truth!Shrekelstein said:Nah it's made of cheese. Here's the guy who said it:
World famous Private Investigator Tom Grant has come forth with a shocking new theory.
He has shown proof that the moon that orbits the earth is in fact made out of cheese. Though it's too early to know yet, he theorizes that this cheese is green in color.
Grant came to this conclusion after NASA refused to let him tag along on the next space mission. He quickly decided that they must have something to hide.
He backs up his theory with the following observation:
The moon is round. Big Macs are round. Big Macs have cheese on them. Thus, the moon must either be made out of hamburger or cheese.
Following an interview with a cow, Grant concluded that the moon is in fact NOT made out of hamburger- though it is quite possible that the hamburger is being manipulated by the cheese.
Grant feels that NASA's reluctance to agree with the theory indicates that they are also being manipulated by the cheese.
His theory has already been scrutinized- by a web site titled 'Antagonizing The Cheesy Moon Theory.'
http://zemonster.tripod.com/cheesy.html
FancyMancy said:Nah. The Moon is a chocolate digestive biscuit, because it is flat like the Earth and the Sun. goes and makes a cup of tea for some extreme, tasty biscuit dunkageShrekelstein said:A guy said the moon is made of cheese. So it must be true.
Oh, no, didn't you know - lies are truth?Master said:I'll tell you the newest lie. Lately, they've been trying to lie about the Sun in a similar way that this planet is flat. They're saying the Sun is not a star. It's a large base for aliens and they've seen spacecraft entering the Sun. They're trying to lie about the laws of physical science, which is reality.FancyMancy said:Nah. The Moon is a chocolate digestive biscuit, because it is flat like the Earth and the Sun. goes and makes a cup of tea for some extreme, tasty biscuit dunkageShrekelstein said:A guy said the moon is made of cheese. So it must be true.
Dianus said:A guy said that Lucifer isn't Satan itself, but he's a Demon, the reincarnation of Satan. He's his son.
So they aren't the same person.
"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Satan