What to Tell People About Your Religion

[keeperofstone]

Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan

 

[Raven Lythrum]

If it's a close friend I just say I'm pagan. If it's someone I don't know, I say I'm atheist. But all of the "outsiders" honestly and seriously believe I'm an atheist because I live my life so close to what they do (aside from meditation.) It's hilarious
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From: keeperofstone <brucekuersteiner@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 4:27 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion

 
Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan

 

[Mary pauline Davis]

If anyone asks I tell them straight up, if they don't like it that's on them. I say you shouldn't have asked if you didn't want to know.

Hail Father!

From: keeperofstone <brucekuersteiner@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 2:27 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion

 
Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan

 

[enemyofjezzuz]

Fair warning: There are situations when it can be dangerous to reveal
yourself as a Satanist. If you are at the doctor, the doctor (probably
either a kike or working directly under one) can prescribe or administer
drugs to injure you--usually psychiatric drugs containing fluoride. You
could also face problems if you are asked in a job interview or in court
(such as in jury duty). Usually, any kike will do its utmost to get you
on some psychiatric drug or under their observation.

If you are in some institution (college, for instance) or living with
roommates, they could also do things to make trouble for you. They take
advantage of the slight fire hazard our rituals create (never mind that
those filthy cancer sticks create a more significant fire hazard, and
there are way too many fires starting from cooking errors or because of
faulty appliances, notably your dryer duct being clogged). They use
this to get candles and/or paper burning banned. Others will disrupt
your meditations, making noise on purpose or playing rubbish music
(usually church shit). In these situations, it is better to pretend to
be Wiccan or neo-pagan, or atheist, unless you know your roommates are
neither kikes nor deeply into xian or mudslime religions.


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "keeperofstone"
<brucekuersteiner@... wrote:

Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan

 

[Brian Gibbons]

<td val[/IMG]Sounds like dangerious ego in this day and time.But to each his/her own.


Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android [/TD]

From: Mary pauline Davis <hollywoodstrega@...;
To: [email protected] <[email protected];
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion
Sent: Sun, Dec 2, 2012 10:53:33 PM

<td val[/IMG]   If anyone asks I tell them straight up, if they don't like it that's on them. I say you shouldn't have asked if you didn't want to know.

Hail Father!

From: keeperofstone <brucekuersteiner@...
To: [email protected] Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 2:27 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion

 
Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan



[/TD]

 

[Mary pauline Davis]

I understand it may be safer to 'hide' but my family is tired of 'hiding'. My kids do not hesitate to let people know their thoughts and feelings about Father. I am proud of them.

From: Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@...
To: "JoyofSatan666@yahoogroups com" <[email protected]; "hollywoodstrega@..." <hollywoodstrega@...
Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 3:18 PM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion

 

<td style="font:[/IMG]Sounds like dangerious ego in this day and time.But to each his/her own.


Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android [/TD]

From: Mary pauline Davis <hollywoodstrega@...;
To: [email protected] <[email protected];
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion
Sent: Sun, Dec 2, 2012 10:53:33 PM

<td style="font:[/IMG]   If anyone asks I tell them straight up, if they don't like it that's on them. I say you shouldn't have asked if you didn't want to know.

Hail Father!

From: keeperofstone <brucekuersteiner@...
To: [email protected] Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 2:27 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion

 
Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan



[/TD]

 

[Brian Gibbons]

<td val[/IMG]Guess it all depends on where you live you can be killed for less where we live in the deep south.


Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android [/TD]

From: Mary pauline Davis <hollywoodstrega@...;
To: [email protected] <[email protected];
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion
Sent: Sun, Dec 2, 2012 11:20:49 PM

<td val[/IMG]   I understand it may be safer to 'hide' but my family is tired of 'hiding'. My kids do not hesitate to let people know their thoughts and feelings about Father. I am proud of them.

From: Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@...
To: "JoyofSatan666@yahoogroups com" <[email protected]; "hollywoodstrega@..." <hollywoodstrega@...
Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 3:18 PM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion

 

<td style="font:[/IMG]Sounds like dangerious ego in this day and time.But to each his/her own.


Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android [/TD]

From: Mary pauline Davis <hollywoodstrega@...;
To: [email protected] <[email protected];
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion
Sent: Sun, Dec 2, 2012 10:53:33 PM

<td style="font:[/IMG]   If anyone asks I tell them straight up, if they don't like it that's on them. I say you shouldn't have asked if you didn't want to know.

Hail Father!

From: keeperofstone <brucekuersteiner@...
To: [email protected] Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 2:27 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion

 
Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan



[/TD]

[/TD]

 

[Don Danko]

Never tell an outsider what they can't handle.
From: Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@...
To: "JoyofSatan666@yahoogroups com" <[email protected]; "hollywoodstrega@..." <hollywoodstrega@...
Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:18:12 PM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion
 

<td style="font:[/IMG]Sounds like dangerious ego in this day and time.But to each his/her own.


Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android [/TD]

From: Mary pauline Davis <hollywoodstrega@...;
To: [email protected] <[email protected];
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion
Sent: Sun, Dec 2, 2012 10:53:33 PM

<td style="font:[/IMG]   If anyone asks I tell them straight up, if they don't like it that's on them. I say you shouldn't have asked if you didn't want to know. Hail Father! From: keeperofstone <brucekuersteiner@...
To: [email protected] Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 2:27 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion
  Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities, to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty. In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons' writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote: "The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion" as such I reply: "My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain religion" If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble Satanist. Hail Satan [/TD]

 

[Mary pauline Davis]

well that makes sense then. We live in Vegas.
From: Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@...
To: "JoyofSatan666@yahoogroups com" <[email protected]; "hollywoodstrega@..." <hollywoodstrega@...
Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 3:34 PM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion

 

<td style="font:[/IMG]Guess it all depends on where you live you can be killed for less where we live in the deep south.


Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android [/TD]

From: Mary pauline Davis <hollywoodstrega@...;
To: [email protected] <[email protected];
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion
Sent: Sun, Dec 2, 2012 11:20:49 PM

<td style="font:[/IMG]   I understand it may be safer to 'hide' but my family is tired of 'hiding'. My kids do not hesitate to let people know their thoughts and feelings about Father. I am proud of them.

From: Brian Gibbons <briangibbons20@...
To: "JoyofSatan666@yahoogroups com" <[email protected]; "hollywoodstrega@..." <hollywoodstrega@...
Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 3:18 PM
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion

 

<td style="font:[/IMG]Sounds like dangerious ego in this day and time.But to each his/her own.


Sent from Yahoo! Mail on Android [/TD]

From: Mary pauline Davis <hollywoodstrega@...;
To: [email protected] <[email protected];
Subject: Re: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion
Sent: Sun, Dec 2, 2012 10:53:33 PM

<td style="font:[/IMG]   If anyone asks I tell them straight up, if they don't like it that's on them. I say you shouldn't have asked if you didn't want to know.

Hail Father!

From: keeperofstone <brucekuersteiner@...
To: [email protected] Sent: Sunday, December 2, 2012 2:27 PM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] What to Tell People About Your Religion

 
Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan



[/TD]

[/TD]

 

[tapapakiastinseira]

Haha nice.

What I tell them (and I've even told my parents this) is that I am agnostic. I believe in the existence of God but I do not know who He is and that I do not like grouping myself with other people.
So yeah, they will not try to tell me the crap they'd say if I were an atheist and they will not really try to convert me for anything. Or at least, so far I haven't experienced anything like that.

Of course, I have an aunt who is a really hardcore christian and whenever she talks to me about how I should be going to church and stuff all I do is say 'yes aunt yes. yes aunt yes.' like a broken record. That's all some people want to hear anyway. If I see that someone's brain is too... 'limited', well then I'll just say 'yes' without making an actual conversation and without even hearing what the other says.

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "keeperofstone" <brucekuersteiner@... wrote:


Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan

 

[Lamont Green]

Sounds like my father and things like "a full paid tithe gives you "fire protection" for the second coming" or "going on a mission gives you better footing for the celestial kingdom", and "...the word of wisdom..... "
Mother fuck I hate that shit, but what do I do? SMILEANDKNOD. Why? He would never understand.
Hail Satan!

On Dec 3, 2012 5:10 PM, "tapapakiastinseira" <tapapakiastinseira@... wrote:

Haha nice.

What I tell them (and I've even told my parents this) is that I am agnostic. I believe in the existence of God but I do not know who He is and that I do not like grouping myself with other people.
So yeah, they will not try to tell me the crap they'd say if I were an atheist and they will not really try to convert me for anything. Or at least, so far I haven't experienced anything like that.

Of course, I have an aunt who is a really hardcore christian and whenever she talks to me about how I should be going to church and stuff all I do is say 'yes aunt yes. yes aunt yes.' like a broken record. That's all some people want to hear anyway. If I see that someone's brain is too... 'limited', well then I'll just say 'yes' without making an actual conversation and without even hearing what the other says.


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "keeperofstone" <brucekuersteiner@... wrote:


      Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is.  If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

       In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

         "The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian  religion"

           as such I reply:

            "My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

        If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also,  do not - I repeat do not -  say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business.  Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

         Hail Satan




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[Emily Watts]

Oh you poor thing! Tell him to stick his words of wisdom back in Joseph Smith's hat & start thinking for himself. Lol. Hail Satan!

On Dec 4, 2012 3:01 AM, "Lamont Green" <lamontgreen87@... wrote:

  Sounds like my father and things like "a full paid tithe gives you "fire protection" for the second coming" or "going on a mission gives you better footing for the celestial kingdom", and "...the word of wisdom..... "
Mother fuck I hate that shit, but what do I do? SMILEANDKNOD. Why? He would never understand.
Hail Satan! On Dec 3, 2012 5:10 PM, "tapapakiastinseira" <tapapakiastinseira@... wrote:

Haha nice.

What I tell them (and I've even told my parents this) is that I am agnostic. I believe in the existence of God but I do not know who He is and that I do not like grouping myself with other people.
So yeah, they will not try to tell me the crap they'd say if I were an atheist and they will not really try to convert me for anything. Or at least, so far I haven't experienced anything like that.

Of course, I have an aunt who is a really hardcore christian and whenever she talks to me about how I should be going to church and stuff all I do is say 'yes aunt yes. yes aunt yes.' like a broken record. That's all some people want to hear anyway. If I see that someone's brain is too... 'limited', well then I'll just say 'yes' without making an actual conversation and without even hearing what the other says.


--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "keeperofstone" <brucekuersteiner@... wrote:


      Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is.  If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

       In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

         "The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian  religion"

           as such I reply:

            "My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

        If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also,  do not - I repeat do not -  say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business.  Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

         Hail Satan




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[eu71992]

I usually tell them "I don't believe in God, I'm not into religion"... and than change the subject, like "have you seen the yesterdays match"? Than after you change the subject they won't ask anything about religion again, because you already told the you don't believe in God... If they are closer friends, you can present the sumerian history and show them about anunnaki, and gradually after a lot of time you can tell them about satanism... well that's what I do...

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "keeperofstone" <brucekuersteiner@... wrote:


Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan

 

[Jesse Valenzuela]

if they ask i say "for you it might be something bad but for me its everything but i dont believe in ur type of godif u say u dont believe in god or dont have a religion they do ask more and speek to why dont u believe in god u get the ones who wanna preach to u about everything and u just wanna leave so do what u may in the end people today dont really care about religion except the old and the wise wich are elderly people those are the only nosey ones
From: eu71992 <eu71992@...
To: [email protected]
Sent: Tuesday, December 4, 2012 3:52 AM
Subject: [JoyofSatan666] Re: What to Tell People About Your Religion
  I usually tell them "I don't believe in God, I'm not into religion"... and than change the subject, like "have you seen the yesterdays match"? Than after you change the subject they won't ask anything about religion again, because you already told the you don't believe in God... If they are closer friends, you can present the sumerian history and show them about anunnaki, and gradually after a lot of time you can tell them about satanism... well that's what I do...

--- In mailto:JoyofSatan666%40yahoogroups.com, "keeperofstone" <brucekuersteiner@... wrote:


Pesky nosey people and proselyting xtains, expressly this time of
the year, will confront you and ask you what your religion is. If you
tell them that you don't believe in xtainty they assume you are an
atheist and will assualt you with barage of questions and stupidities,
to try and convert you to their cult of xtainty.

In response to these pests I like to quote George Washingtons'
writing in the "Treaty of Tripoli of 1796, in which he wrote:

"The Government of the United States of America is not in any
sense founded on the Christian religion"

as such I reply:

"My religion is not in any sense founded on the xtain
religion"

If they persist I tell them it is the first and true religion and
not really any of their business. Also, do not - I repeat do not - say
you are sorry for not buying their nonsense - do this matter of factly
and go on with your business. Stand up and be a proud knowledgeble
Satanist.

Hail Satan