shopping for Satan?

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so.. last night i heard that eating bananas helps attract Father Satan, you know.. to communicate with me. Apparently because of the potassium. Because Potassium helps to transmit electrical pulses. And i heard that (don't know if this is real, could just be a myth!) Satan likes these 'electrical pulses' it means that we can communicate better. All i want in life is to speak to our Father, Satan. So i do hope this is true, i would love to have this opportunity. 
#notatroll