Question #875: Satansexual?

[AskSatanOperator]

I'm not a troll, my question is it ok to be sexually attracted to the Devil?

 

[Vlad Tepes]

There's no such thing as a "devil". A monster with a goat-like horns and bat-like wings doesn't exist, and this is just an enemy blasphemous depiction of Satan. Satan is a beautiful, he looks like a human but much more beautiful. It's ok to be attracted to Satan or any of the Gods, but you should not harbor any delusions that he or they will have sex with you as many delusional people claim that Satan or Lilith or Astaroth or any other God had sex with them.

 

[Ol argedco luciftias]

If you're not a troll then you must be a clown.

 

[Asterion666]

What a clown