So I'm really excited and happy because only about an hour ago i dedicated my soul to satan. and it went extremely well. I did it at school (i go to a christian school located about 200 yards away from the washington national cathedral. so i was literally right under the noses of those christian filth. i am so happy that i am now truly a Satanist. I have accepted Satan in my heart and in my soul. And i have devoted myself to Satan Lucifer and i will always worship him as my one and only God.
HAIL SATAN LUCIFER AND THE DEMONS OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIL SATAN LUCIFER AND THE DEMONS OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!