1. We aren't Jewish (99.5% of us aren't, at least)
2. We don't try to deliberately screw over people for our own gain (nowhere near the extent of the Illuminati at least)
3. Practice of Satanism is mainly focused on each individual rather than a group (though group wok has its benefits)
4. No written traces (like the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, for instance), so no way to trace back to our ideas and plans
5. Groups of Spiritual Satanists are either very small (blame the distances between people) or don't exist (same reason, how can you connect with someone living 2000km away without both people being really advanced)
6. No cryptic imagery (none that I know of, at least)
7. No capacity to wield powers within a country (be it economic, social or political). If it would have been so, the world would have looked tonnes better than the islamisation of Europe, cultural marxism in North America, feminist (feminism by definition and by practice are the complete opposite) cancer...