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My micky-taking of the herp-derp-ness of a j/news item which xians would worship as real - "god" interrupted a TV programme's finale

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Hysteria! TV Show's Finale & Climax Got Interrupted by God, Reveals Star Emjay Anthony (Exclusive)

Just about as much as

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So christians,
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?!

I just want you, reader and christians (and yes, muslims also), to know that

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and with con-vid, "jesus" "is returning", herp-derp. Yes, lol. For 2000 years, "jesus" "is returning". (I won't mention anything about "jesus" "returning" in the lifetimes of the disciples... bEcAuSe We (christians) ArE "gOd"S dIsCiPlEs, which means "soon" can mean forever-away)

besides

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and others could rebuild (one of) "god"'s "houses".

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and chrsitians would love that story, pretending "god" sent the rain to stop some bricks and mortar and wood and glass being burnt down.

Stupid christians.

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This is what "god" is like -
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but don't worry, dearest kwistians,
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Yes, don't worry, chrsitians -

1) "god" "sent the rain" to prevent a building from burning, but didn't prevent earthquakes nor torandos, etc., from destroying Humans' homes; and
2) "god" promised no more floods, yet it floods various parts of the Planet, destroying peoples' homes and lands all the time

Genesis 9:11
I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be destroyed by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth.”
NIV

...and I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.
KJV

Herp-derp!

That "promise" is not fulfilled at all, christians. Part of the reason "all flesh" is not destroyed or cut-off (Which is it?!) by flood waters is because many more Humans are on Earth, so more people can escape in reaction, while few perish at first.

Oh, and "god" destroyed a christian preacher's home floodingly-well. l00l.

(For those who don't know, I used to be a christian. If I was still one now, or this item happened back then, I can guarantee that I would have accepted "god" being amazing and used it as actual "pRoOf" of "god". I was really that retarded.)
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Satan

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