How to join joyofsatan ministries

[jamesthorne81]

is there anyway I could possibly join the joyofsatan ministries?like a initiation ritual  on the astrals or somethingdo I have to go through satan? how do I get in contact with any of yall,please trust me I am a student of satan.please contact me as soon as possibleHail satan!!I am a high priest of my coven,i am pretty advanced in everything from spellworkings to meditations to demon contact to pyschic abilities to elements and much more,I just want to help with anything to do with spiritual advancement through satanism,I know y'all are probably not looking for new members but I really want to help with any spiritual advancement please give me a chance,I have a lot to offer.please this a dream of mine is to join y'all Hail all the gods of hell!!