FINALLY! Camera proof that "jesus" exists; seen not walking ON water...

[FancyMancy]

Photographer captures ‘the image of Jesus’ in a wave off the coast of Devon

Comment
Richard Pardoe
Looks like Neptune to me.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/travel/news/photographer-captures-the-image-of-jesus-in-a-wave-off-the-coast-of-devon/ar-AARGvpj

Neptune - enough said, plagiarists, fantasists, bullshitters, thieves...

 

[FancyMancy]

Steve Stoves
I'm offering licences for stalls on the quayside to sell food and souvenirs to all the pilgrims who will be flocking to the area.
Send your applications to me, for only a small fee of £2,000. Non-refundable.

 

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Photographer captures ‘the image of Jesus’ in a wave off the coast of Devon

Comment
Richard Pardoe
Looks like Neptune to me.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/travel/news/photographer-captures-the-image-of-jesus-in-a-wave-off-the-coast-of-devon/ar-AARGvpj

Neptune - enough said, plagiarists, fantasists, bullshitters, thieves...

yeshua exists and I will give you the proof

See?
Oy vey, now go tell all your friends that yeshua exists.

 

[darkmonkey666]

There are plenty of these claims. Everything from a piece of toast to soot from a fire forming image or Jewsus. There has to be one more interesting than this

Ok here we go:

Jesus like image appears in pancake at Cafe in california.

 

[FancyMancy]

For some reason, I am seeing john lennon after it realised it doesn't live in a yellow submarine. All depressed and oy-vey-y.

I knew the one about toast - or one of the ones about toast, I suspect - but I didn't know the one about soot, though. I also knew about the (or a) one from a dog's beee-hind region. Doubtlessly, there are many of them. Lest we forget - the image of "jesus" or "mary" which only 3 little Children saw in... Austria(?) somewhere. We can enjoy much credibility from a little backwater, out-of-the-way village with little-to-no technology, and no recording technology, in which "jesus" wishes to "appear".

That reminds me - I once saw a meme on teh internetz. It was something like a bar or line graph, or just text. It went something like

Before Photoshop; Sightings of Jesus
and a high number

After Photoshop; Sightings of Jesus
and zero.

Now with deepfaking, this can be updated to add,

After Photoshop, Before DeepFaking
zero

After DeepFaking
6 000 000


See also this one! -

TAKING THE PITH? Stunned woman discovers crucified figure of Christ in pith of peeled tangerine
10 Dec 2021

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16996212/jesus-christ-in-tangerine

I bet there will be loads (as in, "what a load...!") more of these "sightings" and "images". We know there will still be less-than-zero of any actualities of "jesus" appearing, as well. I also can't wait to discover things like, "I'm a christian, but yeah, I agree with you - this is not an image of our lord and saviour; these fools are idiots".

Why, oh, why can't "jesus" APPEAR?! Pareidolia is cool and imaginative, but I will go as far as to say it is a disease for those who wish to see "images" of their "god" in all sorts of nonsensical places, instead of in actuality - but nevermind; ye just 'ave tih 'ave faith!

 

[darkmonkey666]

For some reason, I am seeing john lennon after it realised it doesn't live in a yellow submarine. All depressed and oy-vey-y.

I knew the one about toast - or one of the ones about toast, I suspect - but I didn't know the one about soot, though. I also knew about the (or a) one from a dog's beee-hind region. Doubtlessly, there are many of them. Lest we forget - the image of "jesus" or "mary" which only 3 little Children saw in... Austria(?) somewhere. We can enjoy much credibility from a little backwater, out-of-the-way village with little-to-no technology, and no recording technology, in which "jesus" wishes to "appear".

That reminds me - I once saw a meme on teh internetz. It was something like a bar or line graph, or just text. It went something like

Before Photoshop; Sightings of Jesus
and a high number

After Photoshop; Sightings of Jesus
and zero.

Now with deepfaking, this can be updated to add,

After Photoshop, Before DeepFaking
zero

After DeepFaking
6 000 000


See also this one! -

TAKING THE PITH? Stunned woman discovers crucified figure of Christ in pith of peeled tangerine
10 Dec 2021

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16996212/jesus-christ-in-tangerine

I bet there will be loads (as in, "what a load...!") more of these "sightings" and "images". We know there will still be less-than-zero of any actualities of "jesus" appearing, as well. I also can't wait to discover things like, "I'm a christian, but yeah, I agree with you - this is not an image of our lord and saviour; these fools are idiots".

Why, oh, why can't "jesus" APPEAR?! Pareidolia is cool and imaginative, but I will go as far as to say it is a disease for those who wish to see "images" of their "god" in all sorts of nonsensical places, instead of in actuality - but nevermind; ye just 'ave tih 'ave faith!

A personal one is a house fire that occured when I was younger very soon after my mom prayed for help cleaning the basement. In their bedroom they found a little Easter cross coloring cut out thing that was on the ground but there was something on top of it that made the soot not be on the cross part. They hung that on the fridge and said it was a sign from gawd.

My mom later said I guess we shouldn't pray for help in cleaning stuff anymore.

 

[Yagami Light]

Ahahahahahahaha!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[GoldenxChild1]

Oyyyyy veyyyy, don't make a mockery of beloved Yeshua ye heathens.

 

[Gearshift]

Jesus in a tangerine seems more like Jesus the cockblocker. Tangerine = Pussy, Jesus = block in the way.

 

[Wotanwarrior]

There are plenty of these claims. Everything from a piece of toast to soot from a fire forming image or Jewsus. There has to be one more interesting than this

Ok here we go:

Jesus like image appears in pancake at Cafe in california.

To me, this pareidolia reminds me of Charles Manson's psychopath.

 

[darkmonkey666]

There are plenty of these claims. Everything from a piece of toast to soot from a fire forming image or Jewsus. There has to be one more interesting than this

Ok here we go:

Jesus like image appears in pancake at Cafe in california.

To me, this pareidolia reminds me of Charles Manson's psychopath.

Yeah some of them are really funny here is another one:

 

[Cast Cat]

Can't forget this oldie but goodie:

 

[darkmonkey666]

I really suspect the energy and devotion put into this thoughtform can cause this kind of thing sometimes.

 

[Account]

Jesus in a tangerine seems more like Jesus the cockblocker. Tangerine = Pussy, Jesus = block in the way.

Accurate

 

[Draconi666]

 

[6The6Return6]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ol argedco luciftias]

Jewsus = reptile

 

[FancyMancy]

A personal one is a house fire that occured when I was younger very soon after my mom prayed for help cleaning the basement. In their bedroom they found a little Easter cross coloring cut out thing that was on the ground but there was something on top of it that made the soot not be on the cross part. They hung that on the fridge and said it was a sign from gawd.

My mom later said I guess we shouldn't pray for help in cleaning stuff anymore.

Once, a light fixture somehow melted and caused a tiny fire and bit of plastic/material smoke in a church I was in. It was nothing big at all, but outside some were praying about it. I thought, while I was still a christian at that time, that that was so stupid. It was certainly nothing bad at all - like some fake brand electrical devices (which you might have seen on TV) are worse than that. I think that realisation of how stupid they were to pray for that was one of the earliest wake-up calls I had about the retardation of christianity.

 

[Account]

Jewsus = reptile

I am thinking that calling these retarded enemies 'reptiles' is an offence to any land animal classified as a reptile. :lol:

 

[darkmonkey666]

A personal one is a house fire that occured when I was younger very soon after my mom prayed for help cleaning the basement. In their bedroom they found a little Easter cross coloring cut out thing that was on the ground but there was something on top of it that made the soot not be on the cross part. They hung that on the fridge and said it was a sign from gawd.

My mom later said I guess we shouldn't pray for help in cleaning stuff anymore.

Once, a light fixture somehow melted and caused a tiny fire and bit of plastic/material smoke in a church I was in. It was nothing big at all, but outside some were praying about it. I thought, while I was still a christian at that time, that that was so stupid. It was certainly nothing bad at all - like some fake brand electrical devices (which you might have seen on TV) are worse than that. I think that realisation of how stupid they were to pray for that was one of the earliest wake-up calls I had about the retardation of christianity.

That reminds me I know of a really funny video dealing with xtians during a worship service you might like it but yeah.

https://youtu.be/M6DTOAhJZJk

On a more serious note who sits there and prays for help in cleaning something or like you said. so confusing and shows such a dependent mindset. But how would a God help someone clean something. I can't wrap my head around this either. But it happened again later. I swear it
My mom prayed for help in cleaning out the car. A week or so later we are driving down the street I am in the backseat and we had another passenger (don't quite remember who) we were going down the street and my mom starts talking about how her seat feels warm and stuff thinks it's strange. The car caught on fire under her seat. We all got out ok but I thought this stuff was strange even though I didn't fully believe in xtianity I was like around 11 at the time. I don't remember what my impression was but I certainly thought of the first fire.

Then was a third house fire in 2019 I wasn't even present that time so not sure how everything went down. A Facebook post made was.
Our house has burned we lost a lot of things but praise Gawd. The way she was talking about praise Gawd on there it sounded like she thought it was another sign of something.

Yeah a sign your dealing with something on the astral messing with you is more like it.

 

[darkmonkey666]

A personal one is a house fire that occured when I was younger very soon after my mom prayed for help cleaning the basement. In their bedroom they found a little Easter cross coloring cut out thing that was on the ground but there was something on top of it that made the soot not be on the cross part. They hung that on the fridge and said it was a sign from gawd.

My mom later said I guess we shouldn't pray for help in cleaning stuff anymore.

Once, a light fixture somehow melted and caused a tiny fire and bit of plastic/material smoke in a church I was in. It was nothing big at all, but outside some were praying about it. I thought, while I was still a christian at that time, that that was so stupid. It was certainly nothing bad at all - like some fake brand electrical devices (which you might have seen on TV) are worse than that. I think that realisation of how stupid they were to pray for that was one of the earliest wake-up calls I had about the retardation of christianity.

That reminds me I know of a really funny video dealing with xtians during a worship service you might like it but yeah.

https://youtu.be/M6DTOAhJZJk

On a more serious note who sits there and prays for help in cleaning something or like you said. so confusing and shows such a dependent mindset. But how would a God help someone clean something. I can't wrap my head around this either. But it happened again later. I swear it
My mom prayed for help in cleaning out the car. A week or so later we are driving down the street I am in the backseat and we had another passenger (don't quite remember who) we were going down the street and my mom starts talking about how her seat feels warm and stuff thinks it's strange. The car caught on fire under her seat. We all got out ok but I thought this stuff was strange even though I didn't fully believe in xtianity I was like around 11 at the time. I don't remember what my impression was but I certainly thought of the first fire.

Then was a third house fire in 2019 I wasn't even present that time so not sure how everything went down. A Facebook post made was.
Our house has burned we lost a lot of things but praise Gawd. The way she was talking about praise Gawd on there it sounded like she thought it was another sign of something.

Yeah a sign your dealing with something on the astral messing with you is more like it.

The only thing I noticed was Mars was in the early degrees of a fire sign during each of these fires but it was different fire signs. I never figured this one out but it seemed really strange and odd to me.

 

[FancyMancy]

A personal one is a house fire that occured when I was younger very soon after my mom prayed for help cleaning the basement. In their bedroom they found a little Easter cross coloring cut out thing that was on the ground but there was something on top of it that made the soot not be on the cross part. They hung that on the fridge and said it was a sign from gawd.

My mom later said I guess we shouldn't pray for help in cleaning stuff anymore.

Once, a light fixture somehow melted and caused a tiny fire and bit of plastic/material smoke in a church I was in. It was nothing big at all, but outside some were praying about it. I thought, while I was still a christian at that time, that that was so stupid. It was certainly nothing bad at all - like some fake brand electrical devices (which you might have seen on TV) are worse than that. I think that realisation of how stupid they were to pray for that was one of the earliest wake-up calls I had about the retardation of christianity.

That reminds me I know of a really funny video dealing with xtians during a worship service you might like it but yeah.

https://youtu.be/M6DTOAhJZJk

Yeah, I saw that before. The christians just ignore it and continue on like robots...

On a more serious note who sits there and prays for help in cleaning something or like you said. so confusing and shows such a dependent mindset. But how would a God help someone clean something. I can't wrap my head around this either. But it happened again later. I swear it
My mom prayed for help in cleaning out the car. A week or so later we are driving down the street I am in the backseat and we had another passenger (don't quite remember who) we were going down the street and my mom starts talking about how her seat feels warm and stuff thinks it's strange. The car caught on fire under her seat. We all got out ok but I thought this stuff was strange even though I didn't fully believe in xtianity I was like around 11 at the time. I don't remember what my impression was but I certainly thought of the first fire.

I know you said "on a more serious note", but I can't help myself - talk about being on fire for god! (Sorry. You said you all got out fine, so...)

Then was a third house fire in 2019 I wasn't even present that time so not sure how everything went down. A Facebook post made was.
Our house has burned we lost a lot of things but praise Gawd. The way she was talking about praise Gawd on there it sounded like she thought it was another sign of something.

It is a sign - (sorry to speak like this about a close family member; I speak more generally about christians) praise "god" that these bad things happened in the first place! Also - the more christians pray, the worse the World becomes. I keep trying to explain that to christians... Generally, they agree that there were more christians in history; therefore, more people were praying and praying, etc... then less and less people prayed and instead created Medicine and discovered Science and invented Technology, etc... and christians still pray. Meanwhile, christians still pray. Among all of this... christians still pray! All of this = "praise 'god'!".

Some or all of the prayer energies from history had been brewing around and stored, and the World has been getting worse and worse. The more christians pray, the worse the World becomes - but praise "god" and blame "the Devil", though. In a chat, which had either christians and/or American = christians, someone said about what we know - that thoughts are energy and this causes things to happen. I don't know if they are a christian, or one of us, or they did a lot of research and/or realised things... but it was in that chat with either christians and/or American = christians. If they are a christian, then "god" "revealed" what HPS Maxine started in 2002 and what would have been contained within the great Library of Alexandria... Oh - and HPS Maxine, the JoSM, nor Satan, nor the ancient librarians, etc. were given credit for this "revelation".

Yeah a sign your dealing with something on the astral messing with you is more like it.

I lol, in a puking way, when christians mention spirituality. Merely it's a one-sided (non-)love story, and they call it spirituality. :roll:

 

[FancyMancy]

Once, a light fixture somehow melted and caused a tiny fire and bit of plastic/material smoke in a church I was in. It was nothing big at all, but outside some were praying about it. I thought, while I was still a christian at that time, that that was so stupid. It was certainly nothing bad at all - like some fake brand electrical devices (which you might have seen on TV) are worse than that. I think that realisation of how stupid they were to pray for that was one of the earliest wake-up calls I had about the retardation of christianity.

That reminds me I know of a really funny video dealing with xtians during a worship service you might like it but yeah.

https://youtu.be/M6DTOAhJZJk

On a more serious note who sits there and prays for help in cleaning something or like you said. so confusing and shows such a dependent mindset. But how would a God help someone clean something. I can't wrap my head around this either. But it happened again later. I swear it
My mom prayed for help in cleaning out the car. A week or so later we are driving down the street I am in the backseat and we had another passenger (don't quite remember who) we were going down the street and my mom starts talking about how her seat feels warm and stuff thinks it's strange. The car caught on fire under her seat. We all got out ok but I thought this stuff was strange even though I didn't fully believe in xtianity I was like around 11 at the time. I don't remember what my impression was but I certainly thought of the first fire.

Then was a third house fire in 2019 I wasn't even present that time so not sure how everything went down. A Facebook post made was.
Our house has burned we lost a lot of things but praise Gawd. The way she was talking about praise Gawd on there it sounded like she thought it was another sign of something.

Yeah a sign your dealing with something on the astral messing with you is more like it.

The only thing I noticed was Mars was in the early degrees of a fire sign during each of these fires but it was different fire signs. I never figured this one out but it seemed really strange and odd to me.

I may be wrong in saying this, but
I think it was said that during fire 'times' (Astrologically), fires can be started easier than when not in fire Astrological times.

 

[darkmonkey666]

That reminds me I know of a really funny video dealing with xtians during a worship service you might like it but yeah.

https://youtu.be/M6DTOAhJZJk

On a more serious note who sits there and prays for help in cleaning something or like you said. so confusing and shows such a dependent mindset. But how would a God help someone clean something. I can't wrap my head around this either. But it happened again later. I swear it
My mom prayed for help in cleaning out the car. A week or so later we are driving down the street I am in the backseat and we had another passenger (don't quite remember who) we were going down the street and my mom starts talking about how her seat feels warm and stuff thinks it's strange. The car caught on fire under her seat. We all got out ok but I thought this stuff was strange even though I didn't fully believe in xtianity I was like around 11 at the time. I don't remember what my impression was but I certainly thought of the first fire.

Then was a third house fire in 2019 I wasn't even present that time so not sure how everything went down. A Facebook post made was.
Our house has burned we lost a lot of things but praise Gawd. The way she was talking about praise Gawd on there it sounded like she thought it was another sign of something.

Yeah a sign your dealing with something on the astral messing with you is more like it.

The only thing I noticed was Mars was in the early degrees of a fire sign during each of these fires but it was different fire signs. I never figured this one out but it seemed really strange and odd to me.

I may be wrong in saying this, but
I think it was said that during fire 'times' (Astrologically), fires can be started easier than when not in fire Astrological times.

If you can link to this please this might be useful info I have been trying to look into this on a spiritual level to see if I can explain it.

 

[FancyMancy]

The only thing I noticed was Mars was in the early degrees of a fire sign during each of these fires but it was different fire signs. I never figured this one out but it seemed really strange and odd to me.

I may be wrong in saying this, but
I think it was said that during fire 'times' (Astrologically), fires can be started easier than when not in fire Astrological times.

If you can link to this please this might be useful info I have been trying to look into this on a spiritual level to see if I can explain it.

I don't have a link, sorry. I seem to recall (if I am not incorrect) it being mentioned in a post.