AskSatanOperator
Well-known member
I want to tell you a little story. I was sitting on a bench near the DMV and an elderly couple came up to me. They gave me a Torah. This was before I dedicated myself to Satan and did the initiation ritual. Actually, this Torah is still lying around somewhere in my room. I would like to throw this garbage out but I canβt find it among the pile of things. Will the gods be angry with me for having a Torah lying around in my room?